Zachary 👹
@thacharybinx.bsky.social
sober bartender learning to count real good. 31. any pronouns.
so comfy in bed next to sleeping sav tell me why i'm about to get my ass up and make spam fritters for no reason
March 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
so comfy in bed next to sleeping sav tell me why i'm about to get my ass up and make spam fritters for no reason
me hitting a pink floyd phase this hard in my 30s is about as on the nose as it gets
March 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
me hitting a pink floyd phase this hard in my 30s is about as on the nose as it gets
if you work hospitality in any form and still can't find your drug of choice it means that everyone fucking hates you lmao
March 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
if you work hospitality in any form and still can't find your drug of choice it means that everyone fucking hates you lmao
you wouldn't download a cheese stick
February 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
you wouldn't download a cheese stick
3 years being silly babies together building the craziest life ever I love you
February 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
3 years being silly babies together building the craziest life ever I love you
writing a reflection on @samreich.bsky.social for strategic management and I'm consistently reminded that living on the other side of the country is the only thing stopping me from begging this man for a chance (at a job, I mean. Definitely a job.)
February 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
writing a reflection on @samreich.bsky.social for strategic management and I'm consistently reminded that living on the other side of the country is the only thing stopping me from begging this man for a chance (at a job, I mean. Definitely a job.)
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you're being very wtf and i need you to be lfg
February 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
you're being very wtf and i need you to be lfg
I fuck heavily with poison moves in video games but only if it's purple poison get that green poison shit the fuck away from me
February 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I fuck heavily with poison moves in video games but only if it's purple poison get that green poison shit the fuck away from me
I have never been more ready for last call in my life everyone is on some shit tonight
February 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I have never been more ready for last call in my life everyone is on some shit tonight
against all odds, honey we're the big door prize
January 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
against all odds, honey we're the big door prize
california dreamin (vacation w baby)
January 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
california dreamin (vacation w baby)
so excited to bitch about how awful seasons 10 and 11 of the x files are here instead of twitter i guess
January 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
so excited to bitch about how awful seasons 10 and 11 of the x files are here instead of twitter i guess
deleted twitter so now we're really in this bitch huh
January 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
deleted twitter so now we're really in this bitch huh
babies are getting married 🖤
November 25, 2024 at 2:26 AM
babies are getting married 🖤
wild how i used to regularly drive 9+ hours and sleep on the ground and now a 6ish hour hop to atlanta and being away from my bed is truly making me feel like something is deeply wrong with me
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 AM
wild how i used to regularly drive 9+ hours and sleep on the ground and now a 6ish hour hop to atlanta and being away from my bed is truly making me feel like something is deeply wrong with me
"you want a snickerdoodle and a polaroid?" i sure fuckin do man
November 20, 2024 at 8:18 PM
"you want a snickerdoodle and a polaroid?" i sure fuckin do man
watching the cockroach x files episode and i think i'd rather be dead right now
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
watching the cockroach x files episode and i think i'd rather be dead right now
had a canadian dude in the bar last night talking about how accurate letterkenny was and i didn't have the heart to tell him he was the biggest fuckin mcmurray i've ever met
November 16, 2024 at 12:48 AM
had a canadian dude in the bar last night talking about how accurate letterkenny was and i didn't have the heart to tell him he was the biggest fuckin mcmurray i've ever met
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“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System
November 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System
#xfileswatchthrough acab but watching skinner beat the brakes off a spy to find out where mulder is made me lose my shit
November 12, 2024 at 5:50 AM
#xfileswatchthrough acab but watching skinner beat the brakes off a spy to find out where mulder is made me lose my shit
we've got an app and twitter has gotten even worse somehow let's gooooo
November 10, 2024 at 5:36 AM
we've got an app and twitter has gotten even worse somehow let's gooooo
having trouble remembering i even have this since there's no android app woops
November 29, 2023 at 10:17 PM
having trouble remembering i even have this since there's no android app woops
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chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke?
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
November 25, 2023 at 2:31 AM
chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke?
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
i never miss being a "smoke cigarettes in bed" bitch as much as the first time of the season it dips into the 30's
November 25, 2023 at 9:44 AM
i never miss being a "smoke cigarettes in bed" bitch as much as the first time of the season it dips into the 30's