thaddeus x machina
@thaddeusxmachina.bsky.social
singing a song in the morning as we lock the boss in the lavatory
Pinned
after talking about it for literally decades, i finally did it
“everybody shut! up!”
-matty luv
-matty luv
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 AM
“everybody shut! up!”
-matty luv
-matty luv
when i was like 8-9 my moms boyfriend bought her an omaha steak package for christmas. our freezer was full of steaks. that’s how i learned to cook a st
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
when i was like 8-9 my moms boyfriend bought her an omaha steak package for christmas. our freezer was full of steaks. that’s how i learned to cook a st
my favorite thing mtv ever aired wasn’t a music video
youtu.be/vo19qujXbnE?...
youtu.be/vo19qujXbnE?...
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
my favorite thing mtv ever aired wasn’t a music video
youtu.be/vo19qujXbnE?...
youtu.be/vo19qujXbnE?...
this is literally happening to me right now, except it’s my foot, not my hand
December 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
this is literally happening to me right now, except it’s my foot, not my hand
“we left san pedro late one night
with the moon and stars just shining bright
everything was fine up to grapevine hill
passing cars like they was standing still”
is the craziest lyric if you’re from socal
with the moon and stars just shining bright
everything was fine up to grapevine hill
passing cars like they was standing still”
is the craziest lyric if you’re from socal
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“we left san pedro late one night
with the moon and stars just shining bright
everything was fine up to grapevine hill
passing cars like they was standing still”
is the craziest lyric if you’re from socal
with the moon and stars just shining bright
everything was fine up to grapevine hill
passing cars like they was standing still”
is the craziest lyric if you’re from socal
lowkey not a dog person. i’ve known some dogs who were super chill but by and large it’s like hanging out with a cokehead
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
lowkey not a dog person. i’ve known some dogs who were super chill but by and large it’s like hanging out with a cokehead
“not now, dude. we’re watching birds”
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“not now, dude. we’re watching birds”
fun fact about me: as a kid i used to draw a lot of my melody fanfic, but i thought my melody was a boy, so i drew her as like, indiana jones and whatnot
December 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
fun fact about me: as a kid i used to draw a lot of my melody fanfic, but i thought my melody was a boy, so i drew her as like, indiana jones and whatnot
temple of doom is such a bad movie i can’t believe i liked it as a child
December 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
temple of doom is such a bad movie i can’t believe i liked it as a child
they really should have put a moratorium on christmas songs after the kinks perfected the genre
youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?...
youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?...
The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by TheKinksVEVO
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
they really should have put a moratorium on christmas songs after the kinks perfected the genre
youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?...
youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?...
the twelve days of christmas might be the worst song ever written
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
the twelve days of christmas might be the worst song ever written
watching die hard for the first time. the “he could be a bartender” lin really got me
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
watching die hard for the first time. the “he could be a bartender” lin really got me
ishtar
Name your fav film about friendship
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
ishtar
ngl i’m still kinda pre-lion pierre. but i’m trying real hard to be post-lion pierre
youtu.be/ToVHzUDYJgU?...
youtu.be/ToVHzUDYJgU?...
Scholastic - Pierre - Carole King
YouTube video by iamdjon
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
ngl i’m still kinda pre-lion pierre. but i’m trying real hard to be post-lion pierre
youtu.be/ToVHzUDYJgU?...
youtu.be/ToVHzUDYJgU?...
as a kid my favorite part of the zoo was the machine that made wax animal statues while you watched. i didn’t even want the statu, just wanted to watch
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
as a kid my favorite part of the zoo was the machine that made wax animal statues while you watched. i didn’t even want the statu, just wanted to watch
if i could do it all over i would name the orange tabby and black cats i had caccio e pepe
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
if i could do it all over i would name the orange tabby and black cats i had caccio e pepe
baby fish mouth!
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
baby fish mouth!
quick, robin , to the bat-o-potty!
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
quick, robin , to the bat-o-potty!
every side effect of these prescription pills commercials is ththe worst thing I’ve ever heard
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
every side effect of these prescription pills commercials is ththe worst thing I’ve ever heard
this fool did the gif
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
this fool did the gif
this has been a wild year. still haven’t totally unpacked the fact that i was an ear witness to a murder
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
this has been a wild year. still haven’t totally unpacked the fact that i was an ear witness to a murder
i don’t think ariana grande understands what santa does
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i don’t think ariana grande understands what santa does
y’all are sisters! you need to chill!
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
y’all are sisters! you need to chill!
went a little garlic crazy with dinner tonight. ny strip steak wit garlic and rosemary. garlic parmigiana reggiano mashed potatoes and steamed spinach with garlic
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
went a little garlic crazy with dinner tonight. ny strip steak wit garlic and rosemary. garlic parmigiana reggiano mashed potatoes and steamed spinach with garlic
they have 24 knives! (but fr i don’t let my cats outside)
it's so funny when people are like "i just can't keep my cat from going outside!" bro that is an 8 pound animal, how are you letting it outmaneuver you
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
they have 24 knives! (but fr i don’t let my cats outside)