Gabriel J. Flood
@thatgabeflood.bsky.social
Charismautistic. Hyperceptive. Mostly human-shaped contradictionary of pen and key. More dog-*listener* than -whisperer. Cancer survivor, technically.
I will "see" or "hear" things you did not mean to communicate. Sorry about that.
I will "see" or "hear" things you did not mean to communicate. Sorry about that.
Please help I am actually wheezing
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Please help I am actually wheezing
MOM SAYS YOU'RE IN BEDROOM 4
A 4-FOOT WIDE FURNITURELESS CORRIDOR WITH A CABINET SINK
ENJOY THE FULL BSTH BRO ITS 67 AF WAIT MY BAD 4'3
A 4-FOOT WIDE FURNITURELESS CORRIDOR WITH A CABINET SINK
ENJOY THE FULL BSTH BRO ITS 67 AF WAIT MY BAD 4'3
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
MOM SAYS YOU'RE IN BEDROOM 4
A 4-FOOT WIDE FURNITURELESS CORRIDOR WITH A CABINET SINK
ENJOY THE FULL BSTH BRO ITS 67 AF WAIT MY BAD 4'3
A 4-FOOT WIDE FURNITURELESS CORRIDOR WITH A CABINET SINK
ENJOY THE FULL BSTH BRO ITS 67 AF WAIT MY BAD 4'3
THAT THIS CORNER OF THE TWO-BATHTUB "MUDROOM" FLOOR IS SPECIFICALLY FOR PUTTING ALL YOUR COATS ON THE GROUND
AND YOU'LL BE HAND-WASHING ALL LINENS AND SUCHLIKE IN THE TUBS I GUESS SINCE IT'S ALSO THE SOLE FUCKING LAUNDRY ZONE
AND YOU'LL BE HAND-WASHING ALL LINENS AND SUCHLIKE IN THE TUBS I GUESS SINCE IT'S ALSO THE SOLE FUCKING LAUNDRY ZONE
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
THAT THIS CORNER OF THE TWO-BATHTUB "MUDROOM" FLOOR IS SPECIFICALLY FOR PUTTING ALL YOUR COATS ON THE GROUND
AND YOU'LL BE HAND-WASHING ALL LINENS AND SUCHLIKE IN THE TUBS I GUESS SINCE IT'S ALSO THE SOLE FUCKING LAUNDRY ZONE
AND YOU'LL BE HAND-WASHING ALL LINENS AND SUCHLIKE IN THE TUBS I GUESS SINCE IT'S ALSO THE SOLE FUCKING LAUNDRY ZONE
IS THIS AN ENTRYWAY OR SKYLIGHTS OR
ARE THEY LITTLE ALL-GLASS CELLS FOR DISPLAYING LIVING CREATURES LIKE THE FUCKING COLLECTOR
SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU GET INTO THIS HOUSE, OR OUT
ᶦᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵉˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃᵐ ᵘⁿᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ
ARE THEY LITTLE ALL-GLASS CELLS FOR DISPLAYING LIVING CREATURES LIKE THE FUCKING COLLECTOR
SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU GET INTO THIS HOUSE, OR OUT
ᶦᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵉˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃᵐ ᵘⁿᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
IS THIS AN ENTRYWAY OR SKYLIGHTS OR
ARE THEY LITTLE ALL-GLASS CELLS FOR DISPLAYING LIVING CREATURES LIKE THE FUCKING COLLECTOR
SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU GET INTO THIS HOUSE, OR OUT
ᶦᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵉˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃᵐ ᵘⁿᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ
ARE THEY LITTLE ALL-GLASS CELLS FOR DISPLAYING LIVING CREATURES LIKE THE FUCKING COLLECTOR
SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU GET INTO THIS HOUSE, OR OUT
ᶦᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵉˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃᵐ ᵘⁿᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ
BEDROOM 2
WITH NO BED
JUST *FOURTEEN CABINETS*
WITH NO BED
JUST *FOURTEEN CABINETS*
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
BEDROOM 2
WITH NO BED
JUST *FOURTEEN CABINETS*
WITH NO BED
JUST *FOURTEEN CABINETS*
This section right here is absolutely sending me for some reason
literally everything about it
literally everything about it
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This section right here is absolutely sending me for some reason
literally everything about it
literally everything about it
Flu hate yu
Yu hate flu
Who beat who
I bet you
(poteto not related, but still important)
Yu hate flu
Who beat who
I bet you
(poteto not related, but still important)
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Flu hate yu
Yu hate flu
Who beat who
I bet you
(poteto not related, but still important)
Yu hate flu
Who beat who
I bet you
(poteto not related, but still important)
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
The one and only personal take I will voice regarding today's #MarjorieTaylorGreene discourse is to share the following singular excerpt from the #Wikipedia entry regarding the #NurembergTrials post-WWII. I believe it highly relevant history to consider.
Full link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...
Full link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The one and only personal take I will voice regarding today's #MarjorieTaylorGreene discourse is to share the following singular excerpt from the #Wikipedia entry regarding the #NurembergTrials post-WWII. I believe it highly relevant history to consider.
Full link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...
Full link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...
I'll confess to being largely relieved by this outcome
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'll confess to being largely relieved by this outcome
Me these days, every time I check social media in any form whatsoever:
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Me these days, every time I check social media in any form whatsoever:
I don't like Paul.
also don't look at this it's unrelated i swear
also don't look at this it's unrelated i swear
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I don't like Paul.
also don't look at this it's unrelated i swear
also don't look at this it's unrelated i swear
Can confirm; have been exhausted into willful romantic hermitude for longer than just the past two years... though late-discovery autism and a cancer bout twelve or so years back probably put a toe or three on the scale too, in all likelihood
Pictured: Me in my prime
Pictured: Me in my prime
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can confirm; have been exhausted into willful romantic hermitude for longer than just the past two years... though late-discovery autism and a cancer bout twelve or so years back probably put a toe or three on the scale too, in all likelihood
Pictured: Me in my prime
Pictured: Me in my prime
*checks the annals*
...Actually, yes; that was indeed the deciding point atop a very respectable pile. Congratulations!
*adulthood begins to rain unchecked from above*
...Actually, yes; that was indeed the deciding point atop a very respectable pile. Congratulations!
*adulthood begins to rain unchecked from above*
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
*checks the annals*
...Actually, yes; that was indeed the deciding point atop a very respectable pile. Congratulations!
*adulthood begins to rain unchecked from above*
...Actually, yes; that was indeed the deciding point atop a very respectable pile. Congratulations!
*adulthood begins to rain unchecked from above*
is my costume okay
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
is my costume okay
It misses you too, according to trusted sources on the inside
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It misses you too, according to trusted sources on the inside
im incredibly proud of you
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
im incredibly proud of you
*sighs* 😑
PTSD sucks, neighbors.
PTSD sucks, neighbors.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*sighs* 😑
PTSD sucks, neighbors.
PTSD sucks, neighbors.
I can only surmise that the mentioned coffee was somehow... offensive? But that doesn't make sense... if somebody of your obvious quality both procured me a beverage AND had boobs the cup could be filled with battery acid in some kind of inexplicable culinary-industrial mixup and I'd still be like
October 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I can only surmise that the mentioned coffee was somehow... offensive? But that doesn't make sense... if somebody of your obvious quality both procured me a beverage AND had boobs the cup could be filled with battery acid in some kind of inexplicable culinary-industrial mixup and I'd still be like
This is so vivid a glimpse into the harsh reality of life for people with chronic pain and disability. 😥 I'd unhesitatingly be the hands a loved one could no longer command for themselves, yet in this - as in countless other ways most never realize - no one can.
I am so sorry, brilliant neighbor.
I am so sorry, brilliant neighbor.
October 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
This is so vivid a glimpse into the harsh reality of life for people with chronic pain and disability. 😥 I'd unhesitatingly be the hands a loved one could no longer command for themselves, yet in this - as in countless other ways most never realize - no one can.
I am so sorry, brilliant neighbor.
I am so sorry, brilliant neighbor.
(two days in a row?!)
September 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
(two days in a row?!)