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Gabriel J. Flood
@thatgabeflood.bsky.social
Charismautistic. Hyperceptive. Mostly human-shaped contradictionary of pen and key. More dog-*listener* than -whisperer. Cancer survivor, technically.

I will "see" or "hear" things you did not mean to communicate. Sorry about that.
Everybody talks big game about moral foundations right up until it's time to expo the actual, actionable, pragmatic *principles* they've built atop them.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This specific one is customized for pooping, but NOT washing your hands, too
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
MOM SAYS YOU'RE IN BEDROOM 4

A 4-FOOT WIDE FURNITURELESS CORRIDOR WITH A CABINET SINK

ENJOY THE FULL BSTH BRO ITS 67 AF WAIT MY BAD 4'3
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
THAT THIS CORNER OF THE TWO-BATHTUB "MUDROOM" FLOOR IS SPECIFICALLY FOR PUTTING ALL YOUR COATS ON THE GROUND

AND YOU'LL BE HAND-WASHING ALL LINENS AND SUCHLIKE IN THE TUBS I GUESS SINCE IT'S ALSO THE SOLE FUCKING LAUNDRY ZONE
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
IS THIS AN ENTRYWAY OR SKYLIGHTS OR

ARE THEY LITTLE ALL-GLASS CELLS FOR DISPLAYING LIVING CREATURES LIKE THE FUCKING COLLECTOR

SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU GET INTO THIS HOUSE, OR OUT

ᶦᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵉˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃᵐ ᵘⁿᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
BEDROOM 2

WITH NO BED

JUST *FOURTEEN CABINETS*
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I just want to walk in a little circle through the three doors
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This section right here is absolutely sending me for some reason

literally everything about it
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I admit to not having kept up due to just... fatigue, but

Is it still a known, confirmed thing that the four (five?) "construction companies" contracted to build this supposed ballroom are in fact all massive military-industrial corporations? You know, the kind you'd need to build a secret bunker?
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Aren't...

arent both of your knees bottom knees

ᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵏⁿᵉᵉˢ ᵃⁿ ᵘᵖᵖᵉʳ ᵏⁿᵉᵉ
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Del Toro seldom misses.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Flu hate yu
Yu hate flu
Who beat who
I bet you

(poteto not related, but still important)
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not all, you haven't.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Siegward would be proud of you for how far you've journeyed, neighbor.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I feel oddly certain that if anyone could do so, it would be someone like you far more often than not, ma'am.

I, too, have felt like some core portion of me became lost somewhere deep inside some years ago, while what remains here on the surface is... hollowed. Yet a stubborn light endures.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Somewhere between Orange and Cream, really. ...so like... creamsicle?
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November 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I'll sit and talk with you instead, if you want.
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool! Now can someone please patch it to run on Steam Deck, please??
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Yoooo are you playing on Steam, by chance?? Because if you're in the market for some JOLLY COOPERATION,
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November 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM