disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie

If I’m going to mindlessly scroll I should at least get good book recs out of it.

If you find yourself wondering if a new book will solve all your problems today, the answer is yes