Mark Schwartz
@thatguymark.bsky.social
Post a link and I can get it for you.
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Post a link and I can get it for you.
It was called “Soul Man”.
Of course.
Of course.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It was called “Soul Man”.
Of course.
Of course.
People love to frame pirating media as a form of boycott. Boycotting is supposed to involve some level of sacrifice on your part. It’s a funny version of a boycott in which you get whatever you want for free.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
People love to frame pirating media as a form of boycott. Boycotting is supposed to involve some level of sacrifice on your part. It’s a funny version of a boycott in which you get whatever you want for free.
Not the point at all, but….
What does “watch conspiracy stuff” mean? What conspiracies are we talking about here?
What does “watch conspiracy stuff” mean? What conspiracies are we talking about here?
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Not the point at all, but….
What does “watch conspiracy stuff” mean? What conspiracies are we talking about here?
What does “watch conspiracy stuff” mean? What conspiracies are we talking about here?
I have a sweet tooth as much as anybody, but the idea of eating a full-size snickers bar seems like way too much now.
I could, however, eat fourteen fun-size snickers in one sitting.
I could, however, eat fourteen fun-size snickers in one sitting.
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I have a sweet tooth as much as anybody, but the idea of eating a full-size snickers bar seems like way too much now.
I could, however, eat fourteen fun-size snickers in one sitting.
I could, however, eat fourteen fun-size snickers in one sitting.
I agree, but am frustrated with the shrinking of “fun size”.
A fun size KitKat should be 2 regular sized sticks. Not those half-stick things.
A fun size KitKat should be 2 regular sized sticks. Not those half-stick things.
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I agree, but am frustrated with the shrinking of “fun size”.
A fun size KitKat should be 2 regular sized sticks. Not those half-stick things.
A fun size KitKat should be 2 regular sized sticks. Not those half-stick things.
No acknowledgement of the fact that like LAST WEEK Sarah didn’t know who Andrea Martin even was.
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
No acknowledgement of the fact that like LAST WEEK Sarah didn’t know who Andrea Martin even was.
This is what Yom Kippur is really about.
October 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is what Yom Kippur is really about.
I know that “pencil lead” is a descriptor for red wine, and I feel like I’ve had red wine that tasted like pencil lead.
October 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I know that “pencil lead” is a descriptor for red wine, and I feel like I’ve had red wine that tasted like pencil lead.
It’s mostly a 3-month starving himself transformation.
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s mostly a 3-month starving himself transformation.
I’m pretty sure the brick shaped ones existed simultaneously with square. Individually wrapped were bricks, but supermarket checkout packs were the squares.
September 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I’m pretty sure the brick shaped ones existed simultaneously with square. Individually wrapped were bricks, but supermarket checkout packs were the squares.
Brussels, Sausalito, chessmen.
But that’s only because your “bagged” requirement precludes Pirouettes.
But that’s only because your “bagged” requirement precludes Pirouettes.
September 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Brussels, Sausalito, chessmen.
But that’s only because your “bagged” requirement precludes Pirouettes.
But that’s only because your “bagged” requirement precludes Pirouettes.
I have bad news for you about nearly 10 year-olds.
August 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have bad news for you about nearly 10 year-olds.
Down with the “don’t be that guy” rule. It’s just a bunch of 90s bullshit about how sincerity and enthusiasm are uncool.
August 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Down with the “don’t be that guy” rule. It’s just a bunch of 90s bullshit about how sincerity and enthusiasm are uncool.
As a corporate tax professional, I 10000% agree.
August 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a corporate tax professional, I 10000% agree.
Reposted by Mark Schwartz
eleventy billion reasonable things to hate the ADL for, such that if you get one-shotted into Leo Frank trutherism because some strangers on the internet said so, you’re a fucking idiot
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
eleventy billion reasonable things to hate the ADL for, such that if you get one-shotted into Leo Frank trutherism because some strangers on the internet said so, you’re a fucking idiot
It happens in NYC too, and while I find the noise INCREDIBLY annoying, they’re certainly not a threat to anything.
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It happens in NYC too, and while I find the noise INCREDIBLY annoying, they’re certainly not a threat to anything.
I prefer to see horror movies in empty theaters, so when it gets scary I can pace nervously in the back of the room.
August 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I prefer to see horror movies in empty theaters, so when it gets scary I can pace nervously in the back of the room.
Your alt-text is art.
August 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Your alt-text is art.
I like that you apparently say “please” to ChatGPT.
July 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I like that you apparently say “please” to ChatGPT.
Contested, perhaps, but not a prank!
July 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Contested, perhaps, but not a prank!
