Mark Schwartz
thatguymark.bsky.social
Mark Schwartz
@thatguymark.bsky.social
Post a link and I can get it for you.
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It was called “Soul Man”.

Of course.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
People love to frame pirating media as a form of boycott. Boycotting is supposed to involve some level of sacrifice on your part. It’s a funny version of a boycott in which you get whatever you want for free.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Not the point at all, but….

What does “watch conspiracy stuff” mean? What conspiracies are we talking about here?
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have a sweet tooth as much as anybody, but the idea of eating a full-size snickers bar seems like way too much now.

I could, however, eat fourteen fun-size snickers in one sitting.
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I agree, but am frustrated with the shrinking of “fun size”.

A fun size KitKat should be 2 regular sized sticks. Not those half-stick things.
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
No acknowledgement of the fact that like LAST WEEK Sarah didn’t know who Andrea Martin even was.
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is what Yom Kippur is really about.
October 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I know that “pencil lead” is a descriptor for red wine, and I feel like I’ve had red wine that tasted like pencil lead.
October 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It’s mostly a 3-month starving himself transformation.
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m pretty sure the brick shaped ones existed simultaneously with square. Individually wrapped were bricks, but supermarket checkout packs were the squares.
September 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Brussels, Sausalito, chessmen.

But that’s only because your “bagged” requirement precludes Pirouettes.
September 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I have bad news for you about nearly 10 year-olds.
August 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Down with the “don’t be that guy” rule. It’s just a bunch of 90s bullshit about how sincerity and enthusiasm are uncool.
August 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
As a corporate tax professional, I 10000% agree.
August 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Mark Schwartz
eleventy billion reasonable things to hate the ADL for, such that if you get one-shotted into Leo Frank trutherism because some strangers on the internet said so, you’re a fucking idiot
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It happens in NYC too, and while I find the noise INCREDIBLY annoying, they’re certainly not a threat to anything.
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I prefer to see horror movies in empty theaters, so when it gets scary I can pace nervously in the back of the room.
August 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Your alt-text is art.
August 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I like that you apparently say “please” to ChatGPT.
July 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Contested, perhaps, but not a prank!
July 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM