Mark Schwartz
@thatguymark.bsky.social
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New Yorkers vote today if you haven’t and you get this
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 AM
New Yorkers vote today if you haven’t and you get this
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We Are Lady Parts is just a blast and every single person on planet Earth should watch it, the end.
We Are Lady Parts makes me so happy
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We Are Lady Parts is just a blast and every single person on planet Earth should watch it, the end.
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eleventy billion reasonable things to hate the ADL for, such that if you get one-shotted into Leo Frank trutherism because some strangers on the internet said so, you’re a fucking idiot
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
eleventy billion reasonable things to hate the ADL for, such that if you get one-shotted into Leo Frank trutherism because some strangers on the internet said so, you’re a fucking idiot
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I absolutely support strategies for managing horror if you need them. I, for instance, wear a baseball cap I can pull down to block two-thirds of the screen if it's too scary. (This is not a joke; I absolutely do this.)
I prefer to see horror movies in empty theaters, so when it gets scary I can pace nervously in the back of the room.
August 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I absolutely support strategies for managing horror if you need them. I, for instance, wear a baseball cap I can pull down to block two-thirds of the screen if it's too scary. (This is not a joke; I absolutely do this.)
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I take it back, AI is good, actually. This has come back around to being art. Or should I say Ahrt!
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
June 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I take it back, AI is good, actually. This has come back around to being art. Or should I say Ahrt!
@jenn.bsky.social are you doing okay? Totally ok for you to quit social media, just worried about your health. I’m sure others are too!
May 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@jenn.bsky.social are you doing okay? Totally ok for you to quit social media, just worried about your health. I’m sure others are too!
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Just went to see Six the musical and when the six wives came out on stage at the beginning the person next to me loudly whispered to her friend “THOSE ARE THE WIVES”
March 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just went to see Six the musical and when the six wives came out on stage at the beginning the person next to me loudly whispered to her friend “THOSE ARE THE WIVES”
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no college class better prepared me for the real world than a western literature survey course which ran from thucydides to philip k. dick on the premise that every era we think of as a "golden age" actually thought their age was shit and looked back at a prior era as the REAL golden age
So, is now a good time to mention that fascists use nostalgia baiting like this as a recruitment tactic?
They try to make the future seem bleak and hopeless, with the only way back to happiness being a return to a past that never was - only what we understood through the eyes of children.
They try to make the future seem bleak and hopeless, with the only way back to happiness being a return to a past that never was - only what we understood through the eyes of children.
millennials please. please stop this. we were supposed to be better than this
March 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
no college class better prepared me for the real world than a western literature survey course which ran from thucydides to philip k. dick on the premise that every era we think of as a "golden age" actually thought their age was shit and looked back at a prior era as the REAL golden age
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My 4yo couldn’t get his pants on correctly this morning so he laid down on the ground and yelled “EVERY DAY I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS” which like, relatable
March 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My 4yo couldn’t get his pants on correctly this morning so he laid down on the ground and yelled “EVERY DAY I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS” which like, relatable
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Finally saw Jaws and guys were you aware of how much this movie rips
January 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Finally saw Jaws and guys were you aware of how much this movie rips
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the best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello please fill out these forms”
November 18, 2024 at 9:42 PM
the best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello please fill out these forms”
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This is what raw milk proponents look like to me
November 18, 2024 at 5:10 AM
This is what raw milk proponents look like to me
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MAN, LISTEN… that really is the whole vibe.
I would like to opt out of finding out, I was not doing any of the fucking around.
November 14, 2024 at 6:32 AM
MAN, LISTEN… that really is the whole vibe.
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I just really, really, really recommend everyone watches Somebody, Somewhere
November 8, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I just really, really, really recommend everyone watches Somebody, Somewhere
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There’s a lot that the democrats could have done differently. Personally I would have liked them to go far left rather than try to court moderate voters. But I get the strategy; “maybe we can give people an out if they personally find Trump gross.” But the thing is,
November 6, 2024 at 7:35 AM
There’s a lot that the democrats could have done differently. Personally I would have liked them to go far left rather than try to court moderate voters. But I get the strategy; “maybe we can give people an out if they personally find Trump gross.” But the thing is,
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[to the tune of “camptown ladies”]
Tax cuts don’t pay for themselves!
Doo dah, doo dah.
Tax cuts don’t pay for themselves!
Ohhhh the doo dah day. HEY.
Tax cuts don’t pay for themselves!
Doo dah, doo dah.
Tax cuts don’t pay for themselves!
Ohhhh the doo dah day. HEY.
October 13, 2024 at 2:29 PM
[to the tune of “camptown ladies”]
Tax cuts don’t pay for themselves!
Doo dah, doo dah.
Tax cuts don’t pay for themselves!
Ohhhh the doo dah day. HEY.
Tax cuts don’t pay for themselves!
Doo dah, doo dah.
Tax cuts don’t pay for themselves!
Ohhhh the doo dah day. HEY.
@kvanaren.bsky.social Are you aware that Emily Deschanel has a new Bones rewatch podcast?
Consider legal action.
Consider legal action.
September 20, 2024 at 10:18 PM
@kvanaren.bsky.social Are you aware that Emily Deschanel has a new Bones rewatch podcast?
Consider legal action.
Consider legal action.
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look at the bears eating apples
November 2, 2023 at 12:06 PM
look at the bears eating apples
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This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.
October 8, 2023 at 1:27 AM
This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.
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I don't think about Romans at all. After that article I was like, "...should I be thinking about Romans more?"
September 19, 2023 at 4:29 AM
I don't think about Romans at all. After that article I was like, "...should I be thinking about Romans more?"