Lucy Huber
@clhubes.bsky.social
I don’t get alll the upper blephs. There was nothing wrong with anyone’s blephs!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don’t get alll the upper blephs. There was nothing wrong with anyone’s blephs!!!!
The worst part of pregnancy is the first trimester because you feel absolutely terrible but you also can’t tell anyone so you’re just walking through the grocery store trying to pretend like you aren’t about to vomit because all the food is so disgusting.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The worst part of pregnancy is the first trimester because you feel absolutely terrible but you also can’t tell anyone so you’re just walking through the grocery store trying to pretend like you aren’t about to vomit because all the food is so disgusting.
About two months ago our mouse Mossy died and I literally couldn’t stop crying and I was like what’s wrong with me, it’s a mouse. Then I was like oh maybe I should take a pregnancy test. Anyway, what a hilarious way to find out I was pregnant. RIP Mossy but excited to be a mom of THREE in June 😬😬
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
About two months ago our mouse Mossy died and I literally couldn’t stop crying and I was like what’s wrong with me, it’s a mouse. Then I was like oh maybe I should take a pregnancy test. Anyway, what a hilarious way to find out I was pregnant. RIP Mossy but excited to be a mom of THREE in June 😬😬
If you own your house everything costs $700 everyday BUT you also can just paint a chalk wall in the kitchen on a whim
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If you own your house everything costs $700 everyday BUT you also can just paint a chalk wall in the kitchen on a whim
For me it was realizing they would be my responsibility all the time except for short stretches of time, but during those times they could theoretically come back to me at any moment. Like obviously I knew this, but in reality it’s like oh wait, but I wanted to binge watch TV all day???
Before you have kids, you intellectually understand they need to eat dinner every day. But you do not understand what this means. You can't. They need to eat dinner EVERY day
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
For me it was realizing they would be my responsibility all the time except for short stretches of time, but during those times they could theoretically come back to me at any moment. Like obviously I knew this, but in reality it’s like oh wait, but I wanted to binge watch TV all day???
I love ordering raw from a resturuant, just straight off their website on a crazy form that looks like they made it in MS Paint, no confirmation email, no text. Will my food arrive? Did they even get my order? No idea. What a thrill.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I love ordering raw from a resturuant, just straight off their website on a crazy form that looks like they made it in MS Paint, no confirmation email, no text. Will my food arrive? Did they even get my order? No idea. What a thrill.
You guys have to get on Threads, it is WILD over there
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You guys have to get on Threads, it is WILD over there
I don’t feel like getting yelled at all day on Threads so trying so hard not to reply to a viral thread about a person being mad at parents at an outdoor brewery who were letting their kids run around and “not paying attention to them”, their proof being one kid fell down and no parent came to help.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don’t feel like getting yelled at all day on Threads so trying so hard not to reply to a viral thread about a person being mad at parents at an outdoor brewery who were letting their kids run around and “not paying attention to them”, their proof being one kid fell down and no parent came to help.
Sorry I know it’s an unpopular opinion but I don’t think Christmas starts until December and even then I think Christmas events should start after the first week. I like a short but magical Christmas season!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sorry I know it’s an unpopular opinion but I don’t think Christmas starts until December and even then I think Christmas events should start after the first week. I like a short but magical Christmas season!!!
My kids will NOT watch a new movie but they want to know the entire plot of the Lion King (but not watch it) and will not stop asking me rapid fire questions about it. My 5yo finally stumped me with “but are Scar and Mufasa from the same litter or different litters?”
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My kids will NOT watch a new movie but they want to know the entire plot of the Lion King (but not watch it) and will not stop asking me rapid fire questions about it. My 5yo finally stumped me with “but are Scar and Mufasa from the same litter or different litters?”
Not like other Eldest Daughters because I’m also the youngest child so I’m functionally useless.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Not like other Eldest Daughters because I’m also the youngest child so I’m functionally useless.
Probably one of the best replies I’ve ever gotten to date. Very simple to stop a toddler from crying, simply figure out logically what they might cry about and avoid it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Probably one of the best replies I’ve ever gotten to date. Very simple to stop a toddler from crying, simply figure out logically what they might cry about and avoid it.
Thinking of forcing my kids to watch Fly Away Home tonight just to feel something (love of geese and Canada).
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Thinking of forcing my kids to watch Fly Away Home tonight just to feel something (love of geese and Canada).
Women supporting women by which I mean I told my friends I was at an indoor playground and @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social sent me $7
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Women supporting women by which I mean I told my friends I was at an indoor playground and @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social sent me $7
Im sorry I wont stop telling everyone to get two kittens, but now Ive written a whole piece about how you should get two kittens open.substack.com/pub/thepom/p...
Get Your Kids Two Kittens
Thank you, Troll.
open.substack.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Im sorry I wont stop telling everyone to get two kittens, but now Ive written a whole piece about how you should get two kittens open.substack.com/pub/thepom/p...
Not the 2015 bridesmaid font
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Not the 2015 bridesmaid font
From now on whenever I get a medical bill that requires me to log in somewhere with a password before I can even SEE it, I’m not paying it. If it’s so secret I guess it’s none of my business.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
From now on whenever I get a medical bill that requires me to log in somewhere with a password before I can even SEE it, I’m not paying it. If it’s so secret I guess it’s none of my business.
Amazon loves to be like “if you spend $1.07 more we will deliver these items to you RIGHT NOW. We are basically waiting outside to give them to you!!!!” And then you order them and they’re like “ok!!!! So they’ll probably be here like tomorrow!!! Maybe Sunday???”
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Amazon loves to be like “if you spend $1.07 more we will deliver these items to you RIGHT NOW. We are basically waiting outside to give them to you!!!!” And then you order them and they’re like “ok!!!! So they’ll probably be here like tomorrow!!! Maybe Sunday???”
Oh you think you’re a Type B mom? We can’t leave the house because I can only find left shoes
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Oh you think you’re a Type B mom? We can’t leave the house because I can only find left shoes
I love this
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I love this
Ok I know everyone hates it but we’ve never done Elf on a Shelf and I kinda wanna do it this year? I feel like some of the ideas are so cute and funny, but am I setting myself up for years of tedious elf placement? Does anyone have a good method?
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ok I know everyone hates it but we’ve never done Elf on a Shelf and I kinda wanna do it this year? I feel like some of the ideas are so cute and funny, but am I setting myself up for years of tedious elf placement? Does anyone have a good method?
Not to promote gender stereotypes but I’d never had a boy cat before my new kitten and omg boy cats are so so sweet and perfect. 😭
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Not to promote gender stereotypes but I’d never had a boy cat before my new kitten and omg boy cats are so so sweet and perfect. 😭
Asked my 2 year old if she’d be interested in taking soccer or a dance class or maybe an art class. She thought about it and said “No. Maybe a stuffie class? Or a chocolate chip class?”
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Asked my 2 year old if she’d be interested in taking soccer or a dance class or maybe an art class. She thought about it and said “No. Maybe a stuffie class? Or a chocolate chip class?”
Get your toddlers kittens. Teach them to treat them gently. Show them how to pet them and hold them and play with them. And you will end up with the sweetest, most tolerant cat in the universe.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Get your toddlers kittens. Teach them to treat them gently. Show them how to pet them and hold them and play with them. And you will end up with the sweetest, most tolerant cat in the universe.