He wants to come

They’re like wow this baby is…a turkey sandwich?

Cue sitcom scene where the sonographer thinks my husband is cheating bc he can’t look up from his phone during the sonogram but really he’s trying to sign my 5yo up for reptile camp.

I’m gonna be honest…I have skipped that scene every time I’ve watched The Lion King since like 1995

To be fair we skipped that scene!

In the first book she only has one doll and it’s literally a piece of corn wrapped in a cloth

Up until then they would have only had a calico sack of five dry beans scraped from the storeroom floor to play with.

No!!!

Prairie as a name isn’t so bad but Prairie Anne sounds like a rodeo clown

Desperately hoping these are two characters in a children’s book about a family of bears.

Noooooo. Have you guys been to the trains at Brookside Gardens? Indoors and free!

Omg literally us too and then when we finally turned it off I had to pretend to use cheetah powers