Lucy Huber
@clhubes.bsky.social
When I say you don’t know how truly unhinged Threads is until you’re on Threads, I mean it.
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
When I say you don’t know how truly unhinged Threads is until you’re on Threads, I mean it.
“You shouldn’t be happy your kids are going back to school! Don’t you enjoy spending time with them?” Well, yes but also this is how I work when they aren’t here.
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
“You shouldn’t be happy your kids are going back to school! Don’t you enjoy spending time with them?” Well, yes but also this is how I work when they aren’t here.
I wasn’t paying attention to my 2yo for like 7 minutes and she unrolled an entire roll of paper towels and spread them throughout the house. When I asked her why she did that she said “I was making a cat trap.” To be fair, she caught one.
January 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I wasn’t paying attention to my 2yo for like 7 minutes and she unrolled an entire roll of paper towels and spread them throughout the house. When I asked her why she did that she said “I was making a cat trap.” To be fair, she caught one.
Searching for boy names and I may have stumbled upon the worst names I have ever encountered?
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Searching for boy names and I may have stumbled upon the worst names I have ever encountered?
I had to give Winnie a BATH at 7pm like please let me go to BED. But also this is what I served everyone for dinner, I just plopped it on the table.
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I had to give Winnie a BATH at 7pm like please let me go to BED. But also this is what I served everyone for dinner, I just plopped it on the table.
I am extremely Cozy™️
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I am extremely Cozy™️
POV: you have a 2yo daughter
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
POV: you have a 2yo daughter
Fun weekend, though. I just don’t want to answer anymore questions about my favorite type of owl or which Pokemon I like the best.
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Fun weekend, though. I just don’t want to answer anymore questions about my favorite type of owl or which Pokemon I like the best.
I’m sorry but wtf is going ON on Threads?? Is it just bots having the most banal conversations back and forth for eternity?
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m sorry but wtf is going ON on Threads?? Is it just bots having the most banal conversations back and forth for eternity?
If you own your house everything costs $700 everyday BUT you also can just paint a chalk wall in the kitchen on a whim
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If you own your house everything costs $700 everyday BUT you also can just paint a chalk wall in the kitchen on a whim
You guys have to get on Threads, it is WILD over there
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You guys have to get on Threads, it is WILD over there
Probably one of the best replies I’ve ever gotten to date. Very simple to stop a toddler from crying, simply figure out logically what they might cry about and avoid it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Probably one of the best replies I’ve ever gotten to date. Very simple to stop a toddler from crying, simply figure out logically what they might cry about and avoid it.
Women supporting women by which I mean I told my friends I was at an indoor playground and @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social sent me $7
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Women supporting women by which I mean I told my friends I was at an indoor playground and @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social sent me $7
Oh you think you’re a Type B mom? We can’t leave the house because I can only find left shoes
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Oh you think you’re a Type B mom? We can’t leave the house because I can only find left shoes
Get your toddlers kittens. Teach them to treat them gently. Show them how to pet them and hold them and play with them. And you will end up with the sweetest, most tolerant cat in the universe.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Get your toddlers kittens. Teach them to treat them gently. Show them how to pet them and hold them and play with them. And you will end up with the sweetest, most tolerant cat in the universe.
One day you are young and fun and drunk on Halloween and the next you are preparing your family Pokemon costume, which includes your cats.
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One day you are young and fun and drunk on Halloween and the next you are preparing your family Pokemon costume, which includes your cats.
Forcing my cat Ichabod to watch Sleepy Hollow so I can point at the screen and say “look that’s you”
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Forcing my cat Ichabod to watch Sleepy Hollow so I can point at the screen and say “look that’s you”
Imagine hating an animal and it’s just this?
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Imagine hating an animal and it’s just this?
Omg you have to see the whole thing
October 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Omg you have to see the whole thing
My absolute favorite day of the year is when we take the kids to walk around Georgetown to see the Halloween decorations. If you are visiting DC right now and have nothing to do with the shut down, highly reccomend this activity.
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My absolute favorite day of the year is when we take the kids to walk around Georgetown to see the Halloween decorations. If you are visiting DC right now and have nothing to do with the shut down, highly reccomend this activity.
Yes but this begs the question…why would you want your six year old to read The Great Gatsby
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yes but this begs the question…why would you want your six year old to read The Great Gatsby
This is how my kids watch tv with our kitten Ivy. She is the nicest, most tolerant cat on earth.
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is how my kids watch tv with our kitten Ivy. She is the nicest, most tolerant cat on earth.
My 17 year old cat secretly LOVES one of my new kittens. She was sleeping in this chair and he jumped up and she subtly scooted over to lie next to him. She lived with my (now dead) other cat for 16 years and they never this, lol.
October 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My 17 year old cat secretly LOVES one of my new kittens. She was sleeping in this chair and he jumped up and she subtly scooted over to lie next to him. She lived with my (now dead) other cat for 16 years and they never this, lol.