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Dr. Goomba Stax
@thatoldchestnut.bsky.social
Just a weird nerd trying to spark a little joy for himself before he shuffles off this mortal coil. 43, he/him, registered nurse. Likes video games, weird monster lore, Magic the Gathering, cartoons, comedy, progressive agendas, and art.
And I never will! ^_^
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
And before you go pulling some GamerGate ass “ give me one example” bullshit, I’m not doing fucking homework for you.
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Maybe all the literal American citizens he’s been having deported just because they’re the wrong skin color? Or supposed criminals that have literally been hanging out in front of a home Depot to find work.

Go fist a wood chipper.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So? He’s still a fascist.
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Good!
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I would gladly take an army of those dudes
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Either that, or whatever the hell it is the Orks worship.

The orks are great, because they’re mostly dumb as a bag of hammers, but have a collective psychic ability that makes all the insane shit they believe work somehow. Like, they’ll paint a ship red because RED GO FASTA, then it just does!
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
idk I’m kinda down with Papa Nurgle
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
To be fair, Trump would love to be able to pull off half the shit W got away with.
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If I’m being real, I kinda wish the Dems would take over as the right-wing half of the monster, then get actual progressives to form the opposing party, if we have to be stuck with a two party system at all.

And while I’m dreaming, just go ahead and give me a free race car too
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Shit, Bush is a hacky sack playing ass hippie compared to orange fuck and his pack of ghouls. I wouldn’t even lump Karl Rove in with them, and I despise that fuck.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
See? Like I said: embarrassing.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Can y’all tell I’m bummed that dril hasn’t posted on this site in like a month? I’m having to go over to Instagram to get my fix, and goddamnit that’s where I go to look at half naked tattooed ladies.

You gotta compartmentalize!
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I mean, sex is great and whatever but have you ever tried literally being Batman? Take THAT, you fucking conservative ogres.
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
DAWW you guyyys 😊. And here I just posted that reply to my own page so I wouldn’t pollute their good and pure exchange with my abject nuttery.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
All I’m saying is “GIVE ME PANTS YOU DICK SHITTING BALLS FUCK” would’ve been fire on a T-shirt.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM