Dr. Goomba Stax
@thatoldchestnut.bsky.social
Just a weird nerd trying to spark a little joy for himself before he shuffles off this mortal coil. 43, he/him, registered nurse. Likes video games, weird monster lore, Magic the Gathering, cartoons, comedy, progressive agendas, and art.
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I had to read it again.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I had to read it again.
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
We had it all, and didn’t even know it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We had it all, and didn’t even know it.
If the void doesn’t quit playing “In The Mood” by the Glenn Miller Orchestra every time I scream into it, there’s gonna be some words.
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If the void doesn’t quit playing “In The Mood” by the Glenn Miller Orchestra every time I scream into it, there’s gonna be some words.
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Not counting YO MOMMA, presumably.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not counting YO MOMMA, presumably.
After hearing some of the absolute bullshit my coworkers have had to put up with out of exes and SOs, etc., I’m half tempted to just trade my dick in for a grappling hook because FUCK being a man.
Just embarrassing.
Just embarrassing.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
After hearing some of the absolute bullshit my coworkers have had to put up with out of exes and SOs, etc., I’m half tempted to just trade my dick in for a grappling hook because FUCK being a man.
Just embarrassing.
Just embarrassing.
It’s funny, you see This is Fine merch like all over the place, but never any Discount Ghost.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s funny, you see This is Fine merch like all over the place, but never any Discount Ghost.
So theoretically, if I walk around wearing a cardboard box painted up like the Google building and charge people like $20 to beat me with a bat, I won’t have to go to work tonight!
MONOLITHIC COMPANIES NEED TO BE SLAIN LIKE THE NOBLE MAMMOTH SO WE THE CONSUMER CAN ETERNALLY SMELL THE BLOOD IN THE WATER AS WE READY OUR SPEARS
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So theoretically, if I walk around wearing a cardboard box painted up like the Google building and charge people like $20 to beat me with a bat, I won’t have to go to work tonight!
You’re probably autistic
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You’re probably autistic
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Frank Robbins, 1974
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Frank Robbins, 1974
Laughing Salesman Wario was something I never knew I needed until I saw it
Drawing Wario everyday until there's a new Wario Land game day 1744.
YOU MAY RECIEVE A CRISP FIVE DOLLAR BILL, BUT IN RETURN, YOU MUST GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.
YOU MAY RECIEVE A CRISP FIVE DOLLAR BILL, BUT IN RETURN, YOU MUST GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Laughing Salesman Wario was something I never knew I needed until I saw it
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The Not Really Ghostbusters - Celebrity Endorsement
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The Not Really Ghostbusters - Celebrity Endorsement
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Wait a minute, I got a follow from Chiitan??????
This feels like a boon granted by the fae.
This feels like a boon granted by the fae.
September 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Wait a minute, I got a follow from Chiitan??????
This feels like a boon granted by the fae.
This feels like a boon granted by the fae.
At this point, my energy is basically that lady from Myanmar dancing while tanks are rolling toward the capital in the background, except I’m just sitting in the middle of my geek shit like this
July 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
At this point, my energy is basically that lady from Myanmar dancing while tanks are rolling toward the capital in the background, except I’m just sitting in the middle of my geek shit like this
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Nice big discount on Megacopter. Like Desert Strike, only with all the American jingoism replaced with Troma-style splatter comedy. Defend America's pizza/arcade chains from evil reptiloids with the help of an ancient aztec blood-fueled helicopter gunship.
Save 75% on Megacopter: Blades of the Goddess on Steam
Pilot the Megacopter, a sentient weapon that gains power by feeding on the blood of its enemies. Play through the campaign featuring seek and destroy, boss, rescue, and defense missions against the ev...
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June 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I made a filthy, filthy blue/green control player scoop on Arena using a half cobbled together Human tribal deck that revolves around giving instants and sorceries flashback, and I am unreasonably happy about this.
June 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I made a filthy, filthy blue/green control player scoop on Arena using a half cobbled together Human tribal deck that revolves around giving instants and sorceries flashback, and I am unreasonably happy about this.
At some point, I’m either gonna have to commit to getting rid of my potbelly, or just say fuck it and get a tattoo of Krang on there.
June 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
At some point, I’m either gonna have to commit to getting rid of my potbelly, or just say fuck it and get a tattoo of Krang on there.
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my 5-year-old insisted i make "a mustache version"
May 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
my 5-year-old insisted i make "a mustache version"
so hey what’s a good search engine to use now that google’s a fuckin AI slophouse?
May 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
so hey what’s a good search engine to use now that google’s a fuckin AI slophouse?
Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe:
May 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe:
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I swear if MTG Arena let you buy a sticker of one of the characters spitting directly into the other player’s face, I’d drop $20 on it in a heartbeat.
I hate the randoms on there. Hate them hate them HATE THEM
I hate the randoms on there. Hate them hate them HATE THEM
April 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I swear if MTG Arena let you buy a sticker of one of the characters spitting directly into the other player’s face, I’d drop $20 on it in a heartbeat.
I hate the randoms on there. Hate them hate them HATE THEM
I hate the randoms on there. Hate them hate them HATE THEM
Seems appropriate enough for this stupid ass day
The Richmond Item
Richmond Indiana,
Wednesday. February 26,1919
Richmond Indiana,
Wednesday. February 26,1919
April 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Seems appropriate enough for this stupid ass day