Gonna pretend to have diabetes and no insurance to get Walgreens to pay me $1800 every month.

Anything by Tarsem Singh or Denis Villenueve. The Fall and Bladerunner 2049 and Dune. Even Immortals, which kind of sucks, is frequently amazing to look at on the big screen.

I was like 10 at the time, but I bet Jurassic Park in the theater would be even more exquisite to my adult sensibilities.

Ruled by clowns and we don't even get any good acrobatics or bizarre porn out of it.

What does Sadie think of all the noise you're making?

Placing my Forever Donut in the bunker next to my Jim Bakker-branded apocalypse prepper slop bucket.

That must be one of those benefits they keep telling us to sign up for.

As someone who doesn't live in an area where these stores exist, with a name like "Sheetz" my immediate first guess was a slightly less-masculine/more-1337 iteration of DudeWipes. The cleansing wipe infused with Mt Dew, perhaps.

Is the UK really so different from the US that single-serving snack stuff is only recently super available? I am a little skeptical.

At first I was going to screengrab this and post it to the Discord because I thought you would like it.

Log in to your DraftKings account now to parlay that Gorilla Grodd will appear in the next episode of Superman Animated (2026)! Beat the spread by betting he'll be in the next movie, too!

Probably a closet full of tasty roadkill.

Please CC me the scones