This is Ruby 🥰

- The government responds to rising food prices by telling everyone to stop eating breakfast
- A cabinet secretary develops AI psychosis and is forced to resign
- We learn about 2 previously undisclosed MRIs
- The NY Times unironically publishes an op-ed titled “Is Oligarchy Actually Bad?”

Oooooo the tissue one is good

- Prenatal yoga is blamed for causing autism
- A hurricane is given an ethnic-sounding name and subsequently deemed “DEI” by manosphere podcasters
- Bloodletting makes a comeback
- AI continues to underperform and big tech begins to panic
- The lottery reaches $2 Billion

There’s quite literally thousands of years of history across civilizations all over the world of transgender folk existing and, dare I say, thriving.

When people say autism didn’t exist fifty years ago, I like to point out that a lot of galaxies didn’t exist until the invention of the telescope.