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Feminist killjoy | Leftist shrew | Millennial burnout | Bay Area native/apologist | Politics, comedy, art, animals, & witchy stuff | She/her
Opinions are my own & pretty good.
Opinions are my own & pretty good.
This is my first Christmas as a parent.
He won’t remember this Christmas. But I’m more excited than ever for the ones he will.
He won’t remember this Christmas. But I’m more excited than ever for the ones he will.
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is my first Christmas as a parent.
He won’t remember this Christmas. But I’m more excited than ever for the ones he will.
He won’t remember this Christmas. But I’m more excited than ever for the ones he will.
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How did it change you as a law school to give torture memo author and evident war criminal John Yoo a tenured professorship?
“How does it change us as a nation to witness countless acts of cruelty by our government?” asks the dean of the UC Berkeley School of Law.
A nation changed: the decline of basic human decency under Trump | Opinion
“How does it change us as a nation to witness countless acts of cruelty by our government?” asks the dean of the UC Berkeley School of Law.
bit.ly
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
How did it change you as a law school to give torture memo author and evident war criminal John Yoo a tenured professorship?
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Trump went through all the trouble of releasing redacted Epstein Files then uploaded the files but used Acrobat to redact text making it highlightable and now the real files have leaked showing Trump was accused of raping a teenager who was found dead
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Trump went through all the trouble of releasing redacted Epstein Files then uploaded the files but used Acrobat to redact text making it highlightable and now the real files have leaked showing Trump was accused of raping a teenager who was found dead
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Bari Weiss’s legacy will be providing cover for concentration camps. Once the true horrors of what’s happening are exposed, she will forever be known as someone who tried to sweep it under the rug.
Helluva horse to hitch your wagon to.
Helluva horse to hitch your wagon to.
December 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Bari Weiss’s legacy will be providing cover for concentration camps. Once the true horrors of what’s happening are exposed, she will forever be known as someone who tried to sweep it under the rug.
Helluva horse to hitch your wagon to.
Helluva horse to hitch your wagon to.
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
I think my favorite thing about Minnesota is that they’re the only state that never voted for Reagan.
December 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I think my favorite thing about Minnesota is that they’re the only state that never voted for Reagan.
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bari weiss going to see the epstein files and ask bill clinton to do a town hall about what love means to him
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
bari weiss going to see the epstein files and ask bill clinton to do a town hall about what love means to him
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
I’m in Minneapolis until the 30th and you can be damn sure I’ll be going out of my way to tell ICE to go fuck themselves while I’m here
From a rapid response group in Minneapolis - tell your neighbors!
ICE is bringing in hundreds of additional people over the holidays. Trying to get the word out to immigrant families and those that work with them - stay home as much as possible over the next couple weeks.
🤬🤬🤬 #StopICE #AbolishICE
ICE is bringing in hundreds of additional people over the holidays. Trying to get the word out to immigrant families and those that work with them - stay home as much as possible over the next couple weeks.
🤬🤬🤬 #StopICE #AbolishICE
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m in Minneapolis until the 30th and you can be damn sure I’ll be going out of my way to tell ICE to go fuck themselves while I’m here
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Every single democratic senator voted to confirm Marco Rubio as Secretary of State. Every single one. Not one “no” vote.
Q: Do you stand by your statement from earlier this year that nobody has died from USAID cuts?
RUBIO: I'm very proud of the changes we've made in foreign aid
RUBIO: I'm very proud of the changes we've made in foreign aid
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Every single democratic senator voted to confirm Marco Rubio as Secretary of State. Every single one. Not one “no” vote.
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December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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When anyone complains about something being too “woke”, I can’t help but see them as a little child crying because the different foods on their dinner plate are touching.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
When anyone complains about something being too “woke”, I can’t help but see them as a little child crying because the different foods on their dinner plate are touching.
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Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
Might have to subscribe to the print edition of @theonion.com, as a treat
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Might have to subscribe to the print edition of @theonion.com, as a treat
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Season 4 of THE WHITE LOTUS
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Season 4 of THE WHITE LOTUS
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
Heading to Minnesota for the holidays today! Flying with a baby and dog for the first time 😳😬
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Heading to Minnesota for the holidays today! Flying with a baby and dog for the first time 😳😬
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I often think about Zohran Mamdani saying “to get to any of us, you’re gonna have to go through all of us.”
Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.
I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I often think about Zohran Mamdani saying “to get to any of us, you’re gonna have to go through all of us.”
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He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
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Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.