ThatOpossum
@thatopossum.bsky.social
Six-lane highway on the moon
I'm gonna drink mouthwash
December 7, 2024 at 6:40 AM
I'm gonna drink mouthwash
New York is crazy. They sell falafel on every corner.
November 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
New York is crazy. They sell falafel on every corner.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Wow. We really domesticated pigeons and then abandoned them.
November 28, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Wow. We really domesticated pigeons and then abandoned them.
I'm never wrong. I'm either right or lying.
November 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I'm never wrong. I'm either right or lying.
Damn, wedding wine hits differently.
November 25, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Damn, wedding wine hits differently.
If I ever join a gang, I'm gonna be the member who brings snacks and water to the shootout while also making sure everybody is having fun.
November 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
If I ever join a gang, I'm gonna be the member who brings snacks and water to the shootout while also making sure everybody is having fun.
Explaining balisong flipping to people is funny because you gotta be like "Yeah I like playing with knives, but in a mentally well kind of way."
November 23, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Explaining balisong flipping to people is funny because you gotta be like "Yeah I like playing with knives, but in a mentally well kind of way."
You guys are great
November 22, 2024 at 11:13 PM
You guys are great
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Instead of the thug life, I'm all about that hug life
November 22, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Instead of the thug life, I'm all about that hug life
[Friend getting forcefully dragged into the fae portal by a dozen little fairies]
Me: Lucky bastard...
Me: Lucky bastard...
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 AM
[Friend getting forcefully dragged into the fae portal by a dozen little fairies]
Me: Lucky bastard...
Me: Lucky bastard...
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Drugging the squirrels in the neighborhood so I can put little shirts on them and pressgang them into the Rescue Rangers.
November 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Drugging the squirrels in the neighborhood so I can put little shirts on them and pressgang them into the Rescue Rangers.
People don't realize that Alaska and Russia are right next to each other
November 21, 2024 at 4:06 AM
People don't realize that Alaska and Russia are right next to each other
A lot of people on here are complaining about scammers, but I haven't gotten a single one.
Am I not good enough to be scammed?
Ngl I'm a little hurt.
#feelings #IAmEnough #BeingStrong
Am I not good enough to be scammed?
Ngl I'm a little hurt.
#feelings #IAmEnough #BeingStrong
November 21, 2024 at 3:12 AM
A lot of people on here are complaining about scammers, but I haven't gotten a single one.
Am I not good enough to be scammed?
Ngl I'm a little hurt.
#feelings #IAmEnough #BeingStrong
Am I not good enough to be scammed?
Ngl I'm a little hurt.
#feelings #IAmEnough #BeingStrong
Get you a lover who looks at you like a whale looks at krill
November 21, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Get you a lover who looks at you like a whale looks at krill
We only have two options
Build a six-lane on the moon
Or
Blow that bitch up
Build a six-lane on the moon
Or
Blow that bitch up
November 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
We only have two options
Build a six-lane on the moon
Or
Blow that bitch up
Build a six-lane on the moon
Or
Blow that bitch up
If you can't handle me at my worse...
I'm sorry I have problems and I don't mean to be too rambunctious
I'm sorry I have problems and I don't mean to be too rambunctious
November 21, 2024 at 2:05 AM
If you can't handle me at my worse...
I'm sorry I have problems and I don't mean to be too rambunctious
I'm sorry I have problems and I don't mean to be too rambunctious
Bosnians: I'm so excited to go to the beach today
Croatia:
Croatia:
November 21, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Bosnians: I'm so excited to go to the beach today
Croatia:
Croatia:
I love seeing people of mysterious gender acting mysteriously
November 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I love seeing people of mysterious gender acting mysteriously
I'm scared to go to therapy because what if they fix me and I ain't funny anymore
November 20, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I'm scared to go to therapy because what if they fix me and I ain't funny anymore
Remember it ain't real moonshine if it's taxed
November 20, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Remember it ain't real moonshine if it's taxed