Alexander the Aggressively Average
@thatsassguy.bsky.social
Staff attorney at App. Ct. Md. (views mine & such). I write good. Just want to leave the world a little better than I found it. UNCA Music & Penn State Law Alum. He/Him
Being married to another attorney means playing Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who gets to play as Erie in your Ticket to Ride Legacy campaign (I won)
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Being married to another attorney means playing Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who gets to play as Erie in your Ticket to Ride Legacy campaign (I won)
January leisure reading stack (Percy for scale)
January 31, 2026 at 1:01 PM
January leisure reading stack (Percy for scale)
Let's go(at) 🐐
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Let's go(at) 🐐
Attuned to my new belt of storm giant strength this morning
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Attuned to my new belt of storm giant strength this morning
Consistently pleased with the ridiculous genre spread on my Spotify wrapped
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Consistently pleased with the ridiculous genre spread on my Spotify wrapped
Had the perfect shirt for this Thanksgiving workout #thereasonfortheseason
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Had the perfect shirt for this Thanksgiving workout #thereasonfortheseason
Had an incredible time at NYCC this weekend after Radio City Music Hall to attend the second best wedding I've ever been to
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Had an incredible time at NYCC this weekend after Radio City Music Hall to attend the second best wedding I've ever been to
New kitten just dropped
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
New kitten just dropped
Musical-fan friends: When this one comes to America, do yourself a favor and see it
June 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Musical-fan friends: When this one comes to America, do yourself a favor and see it
Saw your man at the Natural History Museum
June 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Saw your man at the Natural History Museum
Saw some big rocks today
June 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Saw some big rocks today
The Globe is flatter than I expected
June 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The Globe is flatter than I expected
Society if Word had nonbreaking en and em dashes
June 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Society if Word had nonbreaking en and em dashes
POV: you're getting home from the gym, and it's breakfast time
December 5, 2024 at 11:06 AM
POV: you're getting home from the gym, and it's breakfast time
Everything kind of sucks right now, but here's a picture of a fat squirrel sitting on a pumpkin on our front stoop. I hope it brings you a little joy ❤️
November 8, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Everything kind of sucks right now, but here's a picture of a fat squirrel sitting on a pumpkin on our front stoop. I hope it brings you a little joy ❤️