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Alexander the Aggressively Average
@thatsassguy.bsky.social
Staff attorney at App. Ct. Md. (views mine & such). I write good. Just want to leave the world a little better than I found it. UNCA Music & Penn State Law Alum. He/Him
Let's go(at) 🐐
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Attuned to my new belt of storm giant strength this morning
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Consistently pleased with the ridiculous genre spread on my Spotify wrapped
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Defenestrate
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Had the perfect shirt for this Thanksgiving workout #thereasonfortheseason
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Had an incredible time at NYCC this weekend after Radio City Music Hall to attend the second best wedding I've ever been to
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
New kitten just dropped
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nice! That's a great spot. We're maybe 3 minutes down the road lol
August 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Welcome! Once you're mobile, check out Games & Stuff over in Glen Burnie. It's a little farther than Third Eye (which is where I assume you meant) but much larger and hosts events on the regular! Also, my wife and I live like 7 minutes from the court, so hit me up if you want a tour or a gaming fix!
August 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Did you end up finding a place in Annapolis?
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Musical-fan friends: When this one comes to America, do yourself a favor and see it
June 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Saw your man at the Natural History Museum
June 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Saw some big rocks today
June 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Globe is flatter than I expected
June 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wow! Celebrity siting just 10 minutes after touching down in London #blessed
June 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Society if Word had nonbreaking en and em dashes
June 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Big same
May 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Super looking forward to the trademark litigation subplot in the next Avengers movie
May 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Slowly starting to accept that I'll probably never be able to return to private practice because my personal need to be right about a legal issue often clashes with what's best for the client
April 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Government workers when DOGE shows up.
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Can confirm (Source: my wife works in the Consumer Protection Division)
February 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This book was extremely helpful to me in building legal systems in my homebrew setting to give things a sense of variety (also just fun learning): Legal Systems Very Different from Ours a.co/d/0vPkNVf
Amazon.com
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December 30, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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*reviewing application materials from a person who uses two spaces after a period*

Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?
December 20, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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✨ GIVEAWAY! ✨

Tis the season! In the spirit of the holidays we're giving away a Prismatic Sea Glass set 🌈 Giveaway ends 12/13 at noon CT.

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December 6, 2024 at 4:39 PM