Alexander the Aggressively Average
@thatsassguy.bsky.social
Staff attorney at App. Ct. Md. (views mine & such). I write good. Just want to leave the world a little better than I found it. UNCA Music & Penn State Law Alum. He/Him
Let's go(at) π
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Let's go(at) π
Attuned to my new belt of storm giant strength this morning
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Attuned to my new belt of storm giant strength this morning
Consistently pleased with the ridiculous genre spread on my Spotify wrapped
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Consistently pleased with the ridiculous genre spread on my Spotify wrapped
Defenestrate
Letβs all go around the table and say one word weβre thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Defenestrate
Had the perfect shirt for this Thanksgiving workout #thereasonfortheseason
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Had the perfect shirt for this Thanksgiving workout #thereasonfortheseason
Had an incredible time at NYCC this weekend after Radio City Music Hall to attend the second best wedding I've ever been to
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Had an incredible time at NYCC this weekend after Radio City Music Hall to attend the second best wedding I've ever been to
New kitten just dropped
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
New kitten just dropped
Nice! That's a great spot. We're maybe 3 minutes down the road lol
August 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nice! That's a great spot. We're maybe 3 minutes down the road lol
Welcome! Once you're mobile, check out Games & Stuff over in Glen Burnie. It's a little farther than Third Eye (which is where I assume you meant) but much larger and hosts events on the regular! Also, my wife and I live like 7 minutes from the court, so hit me up if you want a tour or a gaming fix!
August 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Welcome! Once you're mobile, check out Games & Stuff over in Glen Burnie. It's a little farther than Third Eye (which is where I assume you meant) but much larger and hosts events on the regular! Also, my wife and I live like 7 minutes from the court, so hit me up if you want a tour or a gaming fix!
Did you end up finding a place in Annapolis?
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Did you end up finding a place in Annapolis?
Musical-fan friends: When this one comes to America, do yourself a favor and see it
June 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Musical-fan friends: When this one comes to America, do yourself a favor and see it
Saw your man at the Natural History Museum
June 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Saw your man at the Natural History Museum
Saw some big rocks today
June 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Saw some big rocks today
The Globe is flatter than I expected
June 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The Globe is flatter than I expected
Society if Word had nonbreaking en and em dashes
June 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Society if Word had nonbreaking en and em dashes
Big same
May 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Big same
Super looking forward to the trademark litigation subplot in the next Avengers movie
May 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Super looking forward to the trademark litigation subplot in the next Avengers movie
Slowly starting to accept that I'll probably never be able to return to private practice because my personal need to be right about a legal issue often clashes with what's best for the client
April 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Slowly starting to accept that I'll probably never be able to return to private practice because my personal need to be right about a legal issue often clashes with what's best for the client
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Government workers when DOGE shows up.
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Government workers when DOGE shows up.
Can confirm (Source: my wife works in the Consumer Protection Division)
February 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Can confirm (Source: my wife works in the Consumer Protection Division)
This book was extremely helpful to me in building legal systems in my homebrew setting to give things a sense of variety (also just fun learning): Legal Systems Very Different from Ours a.co/d/0vPkNVf
Amazon.com
a.co
December 30, 2024 at 2:59 PM
This book was extremely helpful to me in building legal systems in my homebrew setting to give things a sense of variety (also just fun learning): Legal Systems Very Different from Ours a.co/d/0vPkNVf
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*reviewing application materials from a person who uses two spaces after a period*
Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?
Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?
December 20, 2024 at 11:01 PM
*reviewing application materials from a person who uses two spaces after a period*
Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?
Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?
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β¨ GIVEAWAY! β¨
Tis the season! In the spirit of the holidays we're giving away a Prismatic Sea Glass set π Giveaway ends 12/13 at noon CT.
To Enter:
β¨ Follow this account
π² Repost this post
π For an extra entry, tell us about an NPC or bond your character cherishes π₯Ή
#dnd #dice #ttrpg
Tis the season! In the spirit of the holidays we're giving away a Prismatic Sea Glass set π Giveaway ends 12/13 at noon CT.
To Enter:
β¨ Follow this account
π² Repost this post
π For an extra entry, tell us about an NPC or bond your character cherishes π₯Ή
#dnd #dice #ttrpg
December 6, 2024 at 4:39 PM