Courtney
@thatwitch.bsky.social
Happy Spooky Day if you celebrate
June 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Happy Spooky Day if you celebrate
I was aggressively marketed at.
June 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was aggressively marketed at.
There are worse places to wait for your dog to get out of his hair and nail appointment. Except my hands smell like opshop.
May 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
There are worse places to wait for your dog to get out of his hair and nail appointment. Except my hands smell like opshop.
Beautifully dreary autumn day ft bougiest candle, trendiest book, and my personal guard ewok.
May 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Beautifully dreary autumn day ft bougiest candle, trendiest book, and my personal guard ewok.
Entirely awful at folding the laundry.
May 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Entirely awful at folding the laundry.
The new couch passes the most stringent of comfort testing.
March 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The new couch passes the most stringent of comfort testing.
I'm working, mums having surgery, his aunty and cousin are both working, and his grandpa's unavailable, so Boo's had a valium, got his thunder shirt on, aircon going and curtains drawn (except for a peeping gap).
He's gonna have the best day of all of us.
He's gonna have the best day of all of us.
February 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm working, mums having surgery, his aunty and cousin are both working, and his grandpa's unavailable, so Boo's had a valium, got his thunder shirt on, aircon going and curtains drawn (except for a peeping gap).
He's gonna have the best day of all of us.
He's gonna have the best day of all of us.
Fan? Oh no. *sips tea*
It's an ~air circulator~ 💅
It's an ~air circulator~ 💅
January 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Fan? Oh no. *sips tea*
It's an ~air circulator~ 💅
It's an ~air circulator~ 💅
New hairdresser trial today. Very round. Very fluffy.
10/10 puff ball feet.
He gave her kisses, so I guess she's the one.
10/10 puff ball feet.
He gave her kisses, so I guess she's the one.
January 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
New hairdresser trial today. Very round. Very fluffy.
10/10 puff ball feet.
He gave her kisses, so I guess she's the one.
10/10 puff ball feet.
He gave her kisses, so I guess she's the one.
I'm doing it. I'm going in.
January 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I'm doing it. I'm going in.
$66 an hour, coworker left me no work and there been 3 customers in 40 minutes. 😶
January 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
$66 an hour, coworker left me no work and there been 3 customers in 40 minutes. 😶
Drunk before midday because I've chosen that and enjoying the scenery instead of engaging with any inflammatory rhetoric
January 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Drunk before midday because I've chosen that and enjoying the scenery instead of engaging with any inflammatory rhetoric
Has anyone worked out how to get the bees out of your skull?
January 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Has anyone worked out how to get the bees out of your skull?
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.....
January 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.....
Car hangs yes I am wearing a scooby doo tshirt it was expensive but the heart wants what it wants look at Boo instead.
January 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Car hangs yes I am wearing a scooby doo tshirt it was expensive but the heart wants what it wants look at Boo instead.
