Courtney
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The old men are getting territorial over the ebike parking spots outside woolies.
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July 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The old men are getting territorial over the ebike parking spots outside woolies.
Some junkie broke into my car. I WISH I saw the roller-coaster of emotions in finding a wallet in the console! which was empty, then various tap and go cards! but theyre all expired. Then they can't steal it because it's a manual and there's fuck all petrol in it.
No damage though, so that's nice.
No damage though, so that's nice.
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July 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Some junkie broke into my car. I WISH I saw the roller-coaster of emotions in finding a wallet in the console! which was empty, then various tap and go cards! but theyre all expired. Then they can't steal it because it's a manual and there's fuck all petrol in it.
No damage though, so that's nice.
No damage though, so that's nice.
Well, that's over, and now we can all move on and never speak of it again.
Right?
Right?
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July 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Well, that's over, and now we can all move on and never speak of it again.
Right?
Right?
First day back at work in 5 weeks and there's 4 pallets of stock to go out, a new planogram due tomorrow, a not new enough anymore to get away with it guy that creates more work than he completes, the EFT was down all day, only 1 register was working and my eye twitch is back.
June 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
First day back at work in 5 weeks and there's 4 pallets of stock to go out, a new planogram due tomorrow, a not new enough anymore to get away with it guy that creates more work than he completes, the EFT was down all day, only 1 register was working and my eye twitch is back.
Happy Spooky Day if you celebrate
June 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Happy Spooky Day if you celebrate
I was aggressively marketed at.
June 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was aggressively marketed at.
There are worse places to wait for your dog to get out of his hair and nail appointment. Except my hands smell like opshop.
May 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
There are worse places to wait for your dog to get out of his hair and nail appointment. Except my hands smell like opshop.
Switching from an electric toothbrush to a sonic one for the first time
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May 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Switching from an electric toothbrush to a sonic one for the first time
Beautifully dreary autumn day ft bougiest candle, trendiest book, and my personal guard ewok.
May 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Beautifully dreary autumn day ft bougiest candle, trendiest book, and my personal guard ewok.
Entirely awful at folding the laundry.
May 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Entirely awful at folding the laundry.
I'm so old, I worked at a polling place tonight and I enjoyed it.
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May 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm so old, I worked at a polling place tonight and I enjoyed it.
Just finished an induction at a new job that sells craft stuff and Manchester, and it is TOXIC AS FUCK IN THERE
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May 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Just finished an induction at a new job that sells craft stuff and Manchester, and it is TOXIC AS FUCK IN THERE
Dreamt there was an octopus living under my bed, and Costa from Gardening Australia was filming a segment on it, but I couldn't be there because I had to nail everything down due to the ghosts constantly slamming/opening/moving stuff and it was scaring the dog.
April 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dreamt there was an octopus living under my bed, and Costa from Gardening Australia was filming a segment on it, but I couldn't be there because I had to nail everything down due to the ghosts constantly slamming/opening/moving stuff and it was scaring the dog.
The new couch passes the most stringent of comfort testing.
March 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The new couch passes the most stringent of comfort testing.
The sun literally just made me feel gross and tired as soon as I stepped into it. I don't know how the Vampires have done it for so long. Feeling very empathetic rn.
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March 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The sun literally just made me feel gross and tired as soon as I stepped into it. I don't know how the Vampires have done it for so long. Feeling very empathetic rn.
Does the dying pope and a great nation shitting themselves have anyone else's hippie parent/(s) quoting Nostradamus? Also, who the F is Baba Vanga
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February 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Does the dying pope and a great nation shitting themselves have anyone else's hippie parent/(s) quoting Nostradamus? Also, who the F is Baba Vanga
One time, in primary school, the classroom was so hot that the girl behind me passed out with heatstroke, and that was ok and normal. The 90s was different.
Anyway, I'm grown now, and I'm skipping class to go sit by some water in the shade.
Anyway, I'm grown now, and I'm skipping class to go sit by some water in the shade.
February 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
One time, in primary school, the classroom was so hot that the girl behind me passed out with heatstroke, and that was ok and normal. The 90s was different.
Anyway, I'm grown now, and I'm skipping class to go sit by some water in the shade.
Anyway, I'm grown now, and I'm skipping class to go sit by some water in the shade.
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Started chatting to a woman on a dating app in the first few days of Covid lockdown. Met up a couple of days later and had sex in car park. After a week of this she started planning the rest of our lives together so I pretended to have Covid and faked my own death.
February 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Started chatting to a woman on a dating app in the first few days of Covid lockdown. Met up a couple of days later and had sex in car park. After a week of this she started planning the rest of our lives together so I pretended to have Covid and faked my own death.
TIL you can have Seasonal Affective Disorder in summer.
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February 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
TIL you can have Seasonal Affective Disorder in summer.
Oh gods, I think I've gained another dog.
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February 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh gods, I think I've gained another dog.