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Chris Gonzalez
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Stained glass artist/small business owner in St. Louis, MO. Living my peace.
Generation X - Misbehaver - Progressive
Politics - Art - Psychology - Board Games
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What I do.
Watching football today on CBS & Fox I noticed that every show they advertise is a smash hit.

The wonderful world of advertising - where everything is super & nothing ever sucks.

Preparing to watch my Steelers on NBC & I assume all of their shows are also smash hits.
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Senate Dems know that they can pick a new minority leader at any time they want but none of them want the job. This is because they all know that the only offense they can offer is a strongly worded press release.
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
What will be the next illegal thing to distract from the current illegal thing?
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Maduro Requests Lindsay Halligan to Prosecute Him
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If we indict Putin on "possessing machine guns" then we can send in the Nighthawks to kidnap him legally.

That's not going to pass muster.
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
We tried this in Afghanistan - didn't work.
We tried this in Iraq - didn't work.
We tried this in Iran - didn't work.
We tried this in Cuba - didn't work.

Replacing a dictator with an American puppet dictator has always been so successful that we should try it again.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Angry old man imports a Latino criminal. News at 11.
January 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
So instead of paying $3.46 for a gallon of gas I'll now be paying $3.36. Wow. My hero. I can barely contain my jubilation. Now I can finally pay for health insurance.

Fuckers.
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfeld are cheering from their graves.

Iraq 2.0

Putin & Xi are cheering because Trump just nailed feet to the floor around the world as if to say, "look to your own defenses & let others worry about their own because I will remove you if it helps me."
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Rubio: that country is run by old senile men.

Dude... dude.
My dude... seriously.
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Did he just compare this to D-Day?

What a dick.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
One year from now we will begin the 3rd Impeachment. It will have the same result as the prior 2 but there's always hope that the cowards in the Senate will convict this time.

Until then, fight on.
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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It’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
a poster that says literally 1984 with a picture of a man
ALT: a poster that says literally 1984 with a picture of a man
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I think our military should kidnap our own illegitimate president & put him in a cage.
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Woke up this morning & turned on the news. They were running old "Shock & Awe" clips over Baghdad from 20 years ago. Once my eyes focused I read the chiron & it was Caracas.

Holy shit! WTF is that asshole doing today to fuck up the world? Give it a rest man-baby!
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The FBI "foiled" a terror attack in North Carolina on New Year's Eve?

I bet they did. Sure. And I bet they they foil all sorts of terrorist plots in purple states.
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
How long will it take to redact 5million pages?

I predict it will take until the day after Midterms.
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Fernando Mendoza kinda looks like Scott Farkas from "A Christmas Story". Good quarterback, though.
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I wish you all health, sanity, happiness, courage to face the worst that is yet to come, and the determination to make it one more year.
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I think it's deplorable that world leaders have to enter his palace of cheap, chintz, tchotchkes, & participation trophies then prostrate & prostitute for his favor all in an effort to keep business as usual while he pops pervitin to appear pert & alert.

Then 2 weeks later he reneges on the deal.
December 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm honestly surprised that he hasn't put his name on a Bowl Game.

Like, The Trump Truth Social Mar-a-lago Bowl presented by Trumpcoin featuring the University of Bestest President Ever against the University of Smartest Man Ever Born. Halftime performance by Lara Trump & the Epstein Youth Choir.
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This new year remember this:
It's not illegal if you can bribe the President into pardoning you.
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Erika Kirk is just a neo-retro Tammy Faye Baker. Benson Boone called, he wants his spangly onesies back.
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM