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Epstein: i loveee surronuding mysefl wi the smartestt mind^s=
Dawkins: I'M SO MAD
Dawkins: SOME UPPITY WOMAN MADE A POST ON THE INTERNET>:C
Dawkins: FUCKIN FEMOIDS
Dawkins: I WILL MAKE THIS MY PERSONALITY FOREVER
Dawkins: also did you know that muslims have a genetically smaller thinking bone
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Dawkins: as an evolutionary biologist im just saying it makes rational evolutionary sense to want to fuck children
Pinker: absolutely, that's extremely rational
Noam Chomsky: time to build some consensus on child fucking
Kimbal Musk: eyyyyy high noon! tarnation! there's a snake inna my boot! eyyyy!
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Richard Dawkins: as the world's smartest man, i love hanging out with a known pedophile on sex crime island
Stephen Pinker: as a fellow smart, i agree!
Jeffrey Epstein: ill tk some photoss to commemrate this epicc meetingof th= smarts
Dawkins: absolutely, we will definitely want to document this!
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Epstein: yuo kow its a com=-mon misco nception that we jt doo statutory rape here on sex crime island><?
Epstein: w e alcso dothe regular kind//
Richard Dawkins: ha ha oh jeffrey you are the living end!
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i'ma da real americano cowboy, paisano!
Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i lova da open range! git alonga da little doggies eyyyyy!
Kimbal Musk: ima so plumba tuckered out froma alla da ropin' anna wranglin' anna statutory rapin'
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Epstein: srry elon yuo hav to l.eaf
Epstein: thiss isthe no m=usks club
Musk: but you letta kimbal musk join!
Epstein: yes thiss is t =he no MUSSKS club
Epstein: were alllowd to haf one?/?//
February 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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[on sex crime island]
Jeffrey Epstein: ah yes ass a sop histicated mann of the olrd i like to surrrond myself w bea\=utiful things// like th er e aint nothin g lie a beaut//&iflll wnfmanabu
Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eeeeey giuseppe epstein
Epstein: oh krist th is ashule again//=
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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I guarantee that Mike Johnson only knows 1 Lee Greenwood song, too. The number of people who could name a Lee Greenwood song that's not "God Bless the USA" is probably pretty low.
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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These guys will be like, "The left live in bubbles and are out of touch with the average person!" and then be like, "No, I haven't heard of the most popular musician on the planet. Instead, they should hire this ancient irrelevant right-wing crank."
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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I stand by once a car gets past a certain size, driving it should require a commercial license, and then actual documentation it's used for work purposes, and not commuting. Also a weight cap
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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We could also improve pedestrian safety by massively cracking down on low visibility/high point of impact fronts.

Most SUVs and other “light trucks” today should be illegal to drive.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Lower speeds, more tickets would actually fix this, we just choose, as a society, to not only keep killing pedestrians, but making it worse
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM