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hampter (woke edition)
@the-hampter.bsky.social
23, ΘΔ, she/they, designated chimp tickler. Into whatever but mostly video games, animation, Pokemon, zoology, Death Battle, and Smash Bros. so expect those. SFW, but I'd prefer if my followers were adults please

zionists and terfs go away ur yucky
Whenever I wrap Christmas gifts what I like to do is find the biggest label I have and put it on the smallest thing I got
December 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
siiiiigh

just so i can say i've beaten every game (still have yellow and gold/silver too)
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
nightmare homepage pull
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Who were those good and decent people he was describing, Gavin?
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Too many people use “It’s only 1% of the population!” as an argument.

3.5 million people is not an insignificant number just going off of the US population. 80 million is not an insignificant number if we’re going off the world population. Hell 1% isn’t even an insignificant percentage within math
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Probably a stupid question but wouldn’t this just act as a giant lightning rod right on top of your house
December 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In America, you have to give your ID to armed guards just to use the restroom
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
what the fuck is going on with my tv and/or xbox
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
modded my wii
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
bsky.app/profile/the-... heres the (current) roster btw and the rest of the project (still working on Smash 4, just decided the major stuff)
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i presented my alternate smash 4 roster to a discord server
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
me whenever i watch stuart little 3 (he is a very funny mouse)
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
no scolipede its too easy
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Finished up Brawl’s roster and Subspace B)

Here’s the alternate timeline series so far :3 (context for some characters within the doc)
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
rate my team (pokemon white)
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Forever relevant
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The dumbest interpretation of a sprite I’ve ever had was when I was a child I thought Woobat had a “false” face and the little spot right next to its nose was its real face going :3
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Smiling Friends episodes ranked (seasons 1-3)
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fuck you.
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
how the hell did i watch so much ls mark

i like listening to him ranking every episode in a show during work or while doing the dishes but I didn’t think it’d add up that much lmao
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM