hampter (woke edition)
@the-hampter.bsky.social
23, ΘΔ, she/they, designated chimp tickler. Into whatever but mostly video games, animation, Pokemon, zoology, Death Battle, and Smash Bros. so expect those. SFW, but I'd prefer if my followers were adults please
zionists and terfs go away ur yucky
zionists and terfs go away ur yucky
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when i get a chance i want to try drawing my hamster like a paper mario character
a cartoon drawing of mario and goomba with a question mark in the sky
ALT: a cartoon drawing of mario and goomba with a question mark in the sky
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December 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
when i get a chance i want to try drawing my hamster like a paper mario character
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Delete your Twitter. Now.
Delete your Twitter. Now.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Delete your Twitter. Now.
Delete your Twitter. Now.
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In Super Mario Sunshine, each plank of the Pianta Village bridge has separate collision for an unknown reason. This causes microscopic invisible gaps to form between the planks that extremely unfortunate players can slip through and die. Below is a compilation of such cases.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, each plank of the Pianta Village bridge has separate collision for an unknown reason. This causes microscopic invisible gaps to form between the planks that extremely unfortunate players can slip through and die. Below is a compilation of such cases.
smash bros melee if it released today:
“That Gay Smash- happy trans, pronoun combo, that ain’t Falco- WOKEWOKE WOOOOKE WOOOOKE WHERE THEY/THEM AT WHERE THEY/THEM AT?! OH MY ZOHRAN MAMDANI PRONOUN COMBO! Get your toast avocado’d”
“That Gay Smash- happy trans, pronoun combo, that ain’t Falco- WOKEWOKE WOOOOKE WOOOOKE WHERE THEY/THEM AT WHERE THEY/THEM AT?! OH MY ZOHRAN MAMDANI PRONOUN COMBO! Get your toast avocado’d”
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
smash bros melee if it released today:
“That Gay Smash- happy trans, pronoun combo, that ain’t Falco- WOKEWOKE WOOOOKE WOOOOKE WHERE THEY/THEM AT WHERE THEY/THEM AT?! OH MY ZOHRAN MAMDANI PRONOUN COMBO! Get your toast avocado’d”
“That Gay Smash- happy trans, pronoun combo, that ain’t Falco- WOKEWOKE WOOOOKE WOOOOKE WHERE THEY/THEM AT WHERE THEY/THEM AT?! OH MY ZOHRAN MAMDANI PRONOUN COMBO! Get your toast avocado’d”
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December 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
they should add fire emblem warriors 3 hopes to nintendo music i think
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
they should add fire emblem warriors 3 hopes to nintendo music i think
discord needs to start crashing whenever you look at blocked/ignored messages again I do NOT have self control 😭
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
discord needs to start crashing whenever you look at blocked/ignored messages again I do NOT have self control 😭
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it's so funny that i do not think republicans have gassed up reagan nearly as much as the democrats for like the last 10+ years
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
it's so funny that i do not think republicans have gassed up reagan nearly as much as the democrats for like the last 10+ years
nightmare homepage pull
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
nightmare homepage pull
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Season 2 Episode 29 - Frame 1420 out of 2711
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Season 2 Episode 29 - Frame 1420 out of 2711
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If the bubble doesn’t pop within the next 6 months someone is going to think god is communicating to them directly through grok and start a new religion
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If the bubble doesn’t pop within the next 6 months someone is going to think god is communicating to them directly through grok and start a new religion
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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Ceroba is so stupid, that she can't tell a fork and a mask apart!
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ceroba is so stupid, that she can't tell a fork and a mask apart!
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I particularly like the bottom panel because it reminds me of those fake football compilation thumbnails
December 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I particularly like the bottom panel because it reminds me of those fake football compilation thumbnails
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Discord server keeps reminding me that N*n10doland exists
peter griffin is driving a car with lois griffin sitting in the back seat
ALT: peter griffin is driving a car with lois griffin sitting in the back seat
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December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Discord server keeps reminding me that N*n10doland exists
she g on my b til i a
December 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
she g on my b til i a
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Experimental Post: Crump's Snack
In a battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Lord Crump runs backstage to seemingly eat a snack of 5 unseen items. I speculate on what his meal could have been, based on the amount of HP he recovered.
In a battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Lord Crump runs backstage to seemingly eat a snack of 5 unseen items. I speculate on what his meal could have been, based on the amount of HP he recovered.
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Experimental Post: Crump's Snack
In a battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Lord Crump runs backstage to seemingly eat a snack of 5 unseen items. I speculate on what his meal could have been, based on the amount of HP he recovered.
In a battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Lord Crump runs backstage to seemingly eat a snack of 5 unseen items. I speculate on what his meal could have been, based on the amount of HP he recovered.
Probably a stupid question but wouldn’t this just act as a giant lightning rod right on top of your house
December 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Probably a stupid question but wouldn’t this just act as a giant lightning rod right on top of your house
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this video has become very important to me
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
this video has become very important to me