The INFAMOUS RJK
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He's the INFAMOUS RJK; bartender to the rich and INFAMOUS!!
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"I'm not a delusional narcissist!!! I'm a manifesting icon!" he says to himself, in a room, all alone... 👀 #jussayin #sorrynotsorry #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
The existence of a "Super Bowl" suggests the existence of an "Inferior Bowl", and that's no doubt the one that has Kid Rock's halftime performance... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #SuperBowlLX #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The existence of a "Super Bowl" suggests the existence of an "Inferior Bowl", and that's no doubt the one that has Kid Rock's halftime performance... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #SuperBowlLX #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Trump: *post video of the Obamas as apes*
The world: ARE YOU FUQIN KIDDING US?
Trump: *takes down video*
The world: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!!
Trump: *puts video up again*
The world: DAFUQ!?!!!
Trump: *taking it down again* Too soon? 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
The world: ARE YOU FUQIN KIDDING US?
Trump: *takes down video*
The world: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!!
Trump: *puts video up again*
The world: DAFUQ!?!!!
Trump: *taking it down again* Too soon? 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Trump: *post video of the Obamas as apes*
The world: ARE YOU FUQIN KIDDING US?
Trump: *takes down video*
The world: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!!
Trump: *puts video up again*
The world: DAFUQ!?!!!
Trump: *taking it down again* Too soon? 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
The world: ARE YOU FUQIN KIDDING US?
Trump: *takes down video*
The world: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!!
Trump: *puts video up again*
The world: DAFUQ!?!!!
Trump: *taking it down again* Too soon? 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
If there's any way I can save you the suffering, I'd warn you to avoid the movie "Iron Lung" at all cost! Go see "Melania" instead. Seriously. At least you'd have something to poke fun of after the fact... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously ##myINFAMOUSlife #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If there's any way I can save you the suffering, I'd warn you to avoid the movie "Iron Lung" at all cost! Go see "Melania" instead. Seriously. At least you'd have something to poke fun of after the fact... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously ##myINFAMOUSlife #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
In all seriousness, and I'm not known for that, keep Savannah Guthrie family in your prayers. I suspect this won't end well, but in my thoughts I'm trying to manifest a better reality... ❤️ #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
In all seriousness, and I'm not known for that, keep Savannah Guthrie family in your prayers. I suspect this won't end well, but in my thoughts I'm trying to manifest a better reality... ❤️ #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
People don't canoodle like they used to and we really need to bring that back... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 AM
People don't canoodle like they used to and we really need to bring that back... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
After scanning through everything that's been released with the latest A.I. software, I'm proud to announce that my name is nary mentioned once in the #EpsteinFiles!! Yo' boy is INFAMOUSLY innocent! #ridefast #takechances #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
After scanning through everything that's been released with the latest A.I. software, I'm proud to announce that my name is nary mentioned once in the #EpsteinFiles!! Yo' boy is INFAMOUSLY innocent! #ridefast #takechances #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Some day, in the future, when we look back and ask how this civil war started, remember: it first started with the murder of Renee Good and officially launched by the murder of Alex Pretti. 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Some day, in the future, when we look back and ask how this civil war started, remember: it first started with the murder of Renee Good and officially launched by the murder of Alex Pretti. 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
So fun! Something is shorting in my steering wheel. The cruise control started honking when you try to use it. Now, the horn just goes off randomly when you turn the wheel. Had a dude get out of his car to confront me!!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet ##noseriously #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
So fun! Something is shorting in my steering wheel. The cruise control started honking when you try to use it. Now, the horn just goes off randomly when you turn the wheel. Had a dude get out of his car to confront me!!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet ##noseriously #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
How many more months of January do we have left? 👀 #noseriously #fuqthisshit #asking4afriend #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
How many more months of January do we have left? 👀 #noseriously #fuqthisshit #asking4afriend #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
E'rbody hoping for snow, but knowing it's ice and destruction that's coming for us. Guess I'll see y'all on the other side. Stay warm... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
E'rbody hoping for snow, but knowing it's ice and destruction that's coming for us. Guess I'll see y'all on the other side. Stay warm... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Look. It's only natural that Trump would want to take Greenland. He needs more ICE to fulfill his racist/xenophobic agenda, and Greenland has a LOT of ice! 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Look. It's only natural that Trump would want to take Greenland. He needs more ICE to fulfill his racist/xenophobic agenda, and Greenland has a LOT of ice! 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
I'm at the point in my 2000 Ford F250's life where I no longer have a monthly truck payment, but I kinda sorta have a monthly truck payment... 👀 #fixorrepairdaily #notquitedeadyet #justshootme #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 21, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I'm at the point in my 2000 Ford F250's life where I no longer have a monthly truck payment, but I kinda sorta have a monthly truck payment... 👀 #fixorrepairdaily #notquitedeadyet #justshootme #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Somebody's grandpa done escaped the home!! One of y'all need to come get him and take him back!! Poor thing is rambling on the telly! He needs his meds! 👀 #noseriously #25thAmendmentNow #MURICA🇺🇸 #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Somebody's grandpa done escaped the home!! One of y'all need to come get him and take him back!! Poor thing is rambling on the telly! He needs his meds! 👀 #noseriously #25thAmendmentNow #MURICA🇺🇸 #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
In hindsight, no one was ever gonna take down the Hoosiers. I know that now. Congrats. Y'all earned it... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 AM
In hindsight, no one was ever gonna take down the Hoosiers. I know that now. Congrats. Y'all earned it... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Me.
...next Monday. 👀☃️❄️ #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
...next Monday. 👀☃️❄️ #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 20, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I'll be taking part in the "2026 Challenge". Basically, I just have to survive 2026 without getting shot in the face by some bubba playing out some government-sanctioned Punisher cosplay fantasy... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I'll be taking part in the "2026 Challenge". Basically, I just have to survive 2026 without getting shot in the face by some bubba playing out some government-sanctioned Punisher cosplay fantasy... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
My app idea: Basically it's Google giving you directions, but if you ignore her, she gets more and more stern until she's screaming at you and calling you names... 👀 #givemeyourmoney #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 AM
My app idea: Basically it's Google giving you directions, but if you ignore her, she gets more and more stern until she's screaming at you and calling you names... 👀 #givemeyourmoney #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
I'll be taking part in the "2026 Challenge". Basically, I just have to survive 2026 without getting shot in the face by some bubba playing out some government-sanctioned Punisher cosplay fantasy... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I'll be taking part in the "2026 Challenge". Basically, I just have to survive 2026 without getting shot in the face by some bubba playing out some government-sanctioned Punisher cosplay fantasy... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
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Ford employees are held to a higher standard than the president.
January 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Ford employees are held to a higher standard than the president.
Reposted by The INFAMOUS RJK
Really fun group discussion over on Twitter about what “murder” actually is. Learning a lot!
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Really fun group discussion over on Twitter about what “murder” actually is. Learning a lot!
The artist. The art.
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The artist. The art.
This guy, parked at a green light with a bumper sticker that reads, "HONK IF YOU THINK I'M SEXY," just trying to feel better about himself, totally personifies 2026... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This guy, parked at a green light with a bumper sticker that reads, "HONK IF YOU THINK I'M SEXY," just trying to feel better about himself, totally personifies 2026... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Uhm... Okay. So, does this make that ICE Agent eligible for a FIFA peace prize or nah? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Uhm... Okay. So, does this make that ICE Agent eligible for a FIFA peace prize or nah? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Oh, look!!! It's another sun-shiny seditious #Jan06th!!! 👀 #TREASONSGREETINGS everybody!!! 👀 #MURICA🇺🇸 #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Oh, look!!! It's another sun-shiny seditious #Jan06th!!! 👀 #TREASONSGREETINGS everybody!!! 👀 #MURICA🇺🇸 #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong