FLARPY THE DEATH-SKIPPER
@the-kreeture.bsky.social
Hug me dammit
So is someone going to kidnap ours?
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
So is someone going to kidnap ours?
Don’t bother with his BlueSky account
I’ll save you the trouble
I’ll save you the trouble
Message Chuck | U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer of New York
The Official U.S. Senate website of Senator Chuck Schumer of New York
www.schumer.senate.gov
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Don’t bother with his BlueSky account
I’ll save you the trouble
I’ll save you the trouble
This is the best we can do folks.
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This is the best we can do folks.
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Trump when campaigning: I want Venezuelan oil.
Trump in the summer: Venezuelan oil is going to be mine.
Trump bombing ships: Can’t wait for that Venezuelan oil!
Trump after kidnapping the president: Drill baby, drill!
People: We are just now learning this is about oil.
Trump in the summer: Venezuelan oil is going to be mine.
Trump bombing ships: Can’t wait for that Venezuelan oil!
Trump after kidnapping the president: Drill baby, drill!
People: We are just now learning this is about oil.
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Trump when campaigning: I want Venezuelan oil.
Trump in the summer: Venezuelan oil is going to be mine.
Trump bombing ships: Can’t wait for that Venezuelan oil!
Trump after kidnapping the president: Drill baby, drill!
People: We are just now learning this is about oil.
Trump in the summer: Venezuelan oil is going to be mine.
Trump bombing ships: Can’t wait for that Venezuelan oil!
Trump after kidnapping the president: Drill baby, drill!
People: We are just now learning this is about oil.
2026 off to a great start so far 😬
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
2026 off to a great start so far 😬
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Looking forward to greeting the new year!
Wait it was yesterday? Sorry a bit hazed from last night.
That probably explains why I’m explaining this to a post.
Dude what if there was a clock that could tell time from the future?
…Happy New Yea!
Wait it was yesterday? Sorry a bit hazed from last night.
That probably explains why I’m explaining this to a post.
Dude what if there was a clock that could tell time from the future?
…Happy New Yea!
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Looking forward to greeting the new year!
Wait it was yesterday? Sorry a bit hazed from last night.
That probably explains why I’m explaining this to a post.
Dude what if there was a clock that could tell time from the future?
…Happy New Yea!
Wait it was yesterday? Sorry a bit hazed from last night.
That probably explains why I’m explaining this to a post.
Dude what if there was a clock that could tell time from the future?
…Happy New Yea!
I’m gonna eat soooooo much unhealthy shit tomorrow
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’m gonna eat soooooo much unhealthy shit tomorrow
Who else saw ’ICE Issues‘ trending and immediately thought it was dick related?
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Who else saw ’ICE Issues‘ trending and immediately thought it was dick related?
I have no idea what this is about. I want to know what’s going on between @jay.bsky.team and waffles but at the same time keeping it out of context conjures my imagination.
December 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have no idea what this is about. I want to know what’s going on between @jay.bsky.team and waffles but at the same time keeping it out of context conjures my imagination.
Hey @schumer.senate.gov didja step down yet?
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov didja step down yet?
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Packers might’ve lost but it‘s not like they’ll be losers forever.
Unlike @schumer.senate.gov who should step down.
Unlike @schumer.senate.gov who should step down.
December 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Packers might’ve lost but it‘s not like they’ll be losers forever.
Unlike @schumer.senate.gov who should step down.
Unlike @schumer.senate.gov who should step down.
Christmas is over but it’s never too late…for @schumer.senate.gov to step down
December 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Christmas is over but it’s never too late…for @schumer.senate.gov to step down
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
‘Twas the night before Christmas and @schumer.senate.gov can go fuck himself I’m too fucking tired to make up a rhyme
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
‘Twas the night before Christmas and @schumer.senate.gov can go fuck himself I’m too fucking tired to make up a rhyme
It’s Christmas Eve and @schumer.senate.gov should step down 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It’s Christmas Eve and @schumer.senate.gov should step down 🎄
Hey @schumer.senate.gov step down already
December 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov step down already
The least you could do @schumer.senate.gov is tell me to suck your balls. Then again you‘d need balls.
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The least you could do @schumer.senate.gov is tell me to suck your balls. Then again you‘d need balls.
Pam Bondi should step down. @schumer.senate.gov should step down too. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE CHUCK!
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Pam Bondi should step down. @schumer.senate.gov should step down too. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE CHUCK!
Today is Winter Solstice which means the days will get longer and brighter unlike @schumer.senate.gov poll numbers
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Today is Winter Solstice which means the days will get longer and brighter unlike @schumer.senate.gov poll numbers