Shocker
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Shocker
@the-shocker.bsky.social
Writer, currently producing the webnovel Plague Wizard on Royal Road.

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/97081/plague-wizard-a-souls-like-litrpg
Just wanted to play some Marvel Rivals on my day off but PSN said 'no.'

But that's FINE, it's FINE, everything is FINE.
February 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Maybe the latest SpaceX rocket going up in flames is an omen for the coming year.
January 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Now I don't know who this 'Neil Gaiman' guy is, but I sure am glad Sir Terry Pratchett wrote Good Omens completely on his own.

#booksky
January 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Water, moisture in its most pure and literal form, does nothing for moisturising dry skin.

This is bullshit, I'm going to call evolution and complain.
January 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
BRANDON, PLEASE, I CAN ONLY FIT SO MUCH ON MY SHELVES

#booksky #stormlight
December 7, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I'm kind of a mind that if your assassination leads to people cheering for your assassin worldwide... maybe you lived a pretty bad life.
December 6, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Many such cases
Sorry kids, no Christmas this year, your old man lost all our savings to a blowjob-themed content scammer
December 5, 2024 at 11:12 AM
"I can't believe Biden pardoned his own son!"

Dawg, at this Biden could drop his pants and spray liquid diarrhea into a crowd of people and I couldn't judge him for it.

At this point who gives a fuck, he don't owe folks anything.
December 3, 2024 at 9:44 PM
A large part of being an adult is just finding random cuts on your fingers and wondering where the hell they came from.
December 1, 2024 at 7:48 PM
>'Easy airfryer recipes'

>Look inside

>"Prepare oil in a frying pan."
November 27, 2024 at 8:12 PM
A true hero
Uni ate a whole chicken today?
November 25, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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I'm about to go back to bed but I had to stay up long enough to see how this turned out and I love it. STABBY BOOKMARKS YES PLEASE
November 24, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Gonna be totally honest and say I've never really had a good experience with a literary agent. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places.

#booksky #writesky
November 22, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Dandadan episode 8 was solid, as expected. Wasn't expecting the alien dudes to be a reoccurring problem but I dig them. And you can tell the author has way too much fun using urban legends as inspiration

#dandadan #anime
November 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 1:
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Branching out with #promosky

-Writer (currently producing a webnovel, big into fantasy)
-Anime
-RPGs
-Classic lit
-Video Games
-Discworld
November 21, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Been casually rewatching Seinfeld again, just finished the Susan arc. Insane they did that, insane they got away with it, top tier TV
November 21, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Crazy how you can browse your feed on Bluesky, and not be constantly be bombarded with propaganda from the worst human beings to have ever lived.

It's nice.
November 21, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Reading 'The Poppy War', 'Salem's Lot' and 'The Stand' at the moment. All really solid, all really fucking bleak.
Talk about books today. 📚
November 21, 2024 at 9:50 PM
John this is becoming a serious problem, we're all very worried about you.
So I guess we could say the nation is experiencing barred Gaetz right now
November 21, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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good morning from the Breakfast Brigade
November 21, 2024 at 1:12 PM
November 21, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Blood Meridian summarized

The Kid: Eeyikes, I don't think we stand a chance against these comanches!

Judge Holden: I'll be the JUDGE of that

*another genocide happens*

#bloodmeridian #books
November 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Peak fiction tbh
November 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
November 20, 2024 at 10:52 PM