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Come celebrate with me
That everyday
Something has tried to kill
And failed.

Impossible to whisk.
She/her
The New York Liberty shared their season schedule with this image for the Minnesota Lynx and I gasped such a gasp 😭😭😭😭

Stud Budz catching strays
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Espresso martini. Because...why not?
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Cheerwine old fashioned. Because...North Carolina
January 17, 2026 at 11:08 PM
On today's episode of Sidequest Saturday: New skill somewhat acquired.
Not like I need another hobby though.
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Make it so
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A $13,000 monthly student loan payment is absolutely diabolical. The damn degree isn't even worth that much at this point. I was an art major. I have never seen $13,000 in one place at one time.
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I was googling something random and the Ai overview glitched so bad
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Amen
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
NBC has probably the funniest new sitcom of the season here. I don't know why they're hiding it on Friday nights.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
October 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
These are my knives. The bigger one stays in my car. The smaller one I carry with me.
September 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*does Happy Fat Girl dance*
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
August 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Ooooh. Favorite Disney Song is probably Kiss The Girl from The Little Mermaid.

Favorite juice right now is this one. I know it's not 100% juice but I'm an adult and I drink what I want.
July 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I know she wants to. She's trying so hard to show restraint.
July 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Chantal was wilding in North Carolina today. Tornadoes and 11 inches of rain. It really just sat right over the same spot for hours. I've never seen anything like this in this area before.
July 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It's so annoying when payday falls on a Monday. I'm just supposed to sit here all weekend like this?
June 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
June 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You can really tell those F*ver fans are voting their asses off for All-Star
June 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
June 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
June 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hate it so much
June 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
June 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM