Benadryl Fitzgerald
@the-soliloquist.bsky.social
Come celebrate with me
That everyday
Something has tried to kill
And failed.
Impossible to whisk.
She/her
That everyday
Something has tried to kill
And failed.
Impossible to whisk.
She/her
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Merry Christmas, y'all
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Merry Christmas, y'all
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It's not Christmas until you hear this.
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It's not Christmas until you hear this.
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glo-o-o-o-o-o
o-o-o-o-o
o-o-o-oria
in excelsis deo
daylight come and me wanna go home
o-o-o-o-o
o-o-o-oria
in excelsis deo
daylight come and me wanna go home
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
glo-o-o-o-o-o
o-o-o-o-o
o-o-o-oria
in excelsis deo
daylight come and me wanna go home
o-o-o-o-o
o-o-o-oria
in excelsis deo
daylight come and me wanna go home
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It’s people with 5 kids in real life doing AI prompts to see what their kids would look like if they had kids
I fear there's no saving Facebook from AI. Everybody I went to school with is posting AI pictures of themselves.
YOU AIN'T NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT!
YOU AIN'T NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s people with 5 kids in real life doing AI prompts to see what their kids would look like if they had kids
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Mom: Does CashApp have his own money?
Me: Who?
Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name?
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
Me: Who?
Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name?
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Mom: Does CashApp have his own money?
Me: Who?
Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name?
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
Me: Who?
Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name?
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
There's definitely not as many houses with Christmas lights up this year as there used to be
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There's definitely not as many houses with Christmas lights up this year as there used to be
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[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
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"At 66, Jamaican-born icon Deta Hedman, widely known as the "Caribbean Queen," became the 2025 WDF Women's World Darts Champion. It is the title she has spent nearly half a century working toward."
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"At 66, Jamaican-born icon Deta Hedman, widely known as the "Caribbean Queen," became the 2025 WDF Women's World Darts Champion. It is the title she has spent nearly half a century working toward."
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"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
Rapidly approaching hangry. I should eat something before I become unpleasant.
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Rapidly approaching hangry. I should eat something before I become unpleasant.
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𝕎𝔼 𝔽𝕀ℕℕ𝔸 𝔻𝕀𝔼
74° on Christmas is kinda crazy
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
𝕎𝔼 𝔽𝕀ℕℕ𝔸 𝔻𝕀𝔼
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This the only JD and Usha we acknowledge over here
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This the only JD and Usha we acknowledge over here
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I know you write a mean grocery list on the back of a utility bill with that handwriting 😅
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I know you write a mean grocery list on the back of a utility bill with that handwriting 😅
Michael's not wanting us to know the prices of things in the store is an invitation to steal. If it ain't got no price, then it's free. Those are the rules.
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Michael's not wanting us to know the prices of things in the store is an invitation to steal. If it ain't got no price, then it's free. Those are the rules.
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From your mouth to God’s ears
2026 finna be dope fr.
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
From your mouth to God’s ears
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Pants with sewn pocket designs instead of actual pockets and other war crimes.
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pants with sewn pocket designs instead of actual pockets and other war crimes.
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Merry Christmas, from us to you
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Merry Christmas, from us to you
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This is an introvert app. I don’t have to have my volume up. I can get off thoughts, say what I have to say, and then leave.
Text based social media is the introvert dream.
Text based social media is the introvert dream.
It amazes me how many of you are homebodies/introverts on here.
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This is an introvert app. I don’t have to have my volume up. I can get off thoughts, say what I have to say, and then leave.
Text based social media is the introvert dream.
Text based social media is the introvert dream.
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Happy 30th anniversary to Waiting to Exhale
a woman in an orange dress is standing on a balcony looking down .
ALT: a woman in an orange dress is standing on a balcony looking down .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy 30th anniversary to Waiting to Exhale
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I never learn my lesson in regards to my procrastination leading to having to pay for expedited shipping
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I never learn my lesson in regards to my procrastination leading to having to pay for expedited shipping