Liv
@the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
550 followers 520 following 2K posts
Here for queer pirate nonsense. AO3: the_widow_olivia Tumblr: @the-widow-olivia Banner art by @merryfinches
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Alma knows her dad is cringe, but when he goes to a live broadcast of their favorite tv game show… things get a little out of hand.

Cringe Fail Loser Dad, rated G, 5k

For #OFMDAUgust Day 28, Kids’ Show

archiveofourown.org/works/69982366
AUgust 2025
Rated G

A logo resembling the 1990’s TV and video game character Carmen Sandiego, but more Ed Teach-ish 
CRINGE FAIL
LOSER DAD
the-widow-olivia
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I panicked and googled and found this on YT as well, www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIcH...

I think a studio version of this might kill me (in the best way).
Lucy Dacus - Time in a Bottle (Live in London)
YouTube video by Rairun
www.youtube.com
Reposted by Liv
hesikia.bsky.social
ofmd where everything is the same except when ed gets angry he turns into a karen instead of the kraken
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Also my first thought!
Reposted by Liv
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Gentlepurred? Co-catpains? Someone suggest something better before one of them sticks 😅 🪡🧵 #OFMD #OFMDArt
Cross stitch Stede and Ed as cats
Reposted by Liv
savernake.bsky.social
I kind of prefer this take on things over the one getting quoted
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Did you know: You can comment on podfics on AO3! The podficcers like it! It’s a nice thing to do! Give our podficcers more love!!!!! 💕
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Also, found some opinions I still stand by:

Phantom of the Opera is overrated.

Being the oldest child is harder than being the youngest.

My wrist hurts after writing for too long and that is bullshit.

(I did not use the word “bullshit” in my diary because I was a very good kid)
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Ok, everyone is doing the “things I was into at 11/12 game” but I went and found my diary from that age and looked up FACTS!

I forgot that I spent like half a year watching Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet every day after school. 🤣🤣🤣
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Sometimes smooching is cute, sometimes it’s desperate — sometimes it’s both (IMO this is both!)
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
It’s the pain of thinking he was gonna lose the love of his life!!!! They were fighting off the Brits like 10 seconds ago!!!!
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Omg I thought I was the only one 🤣
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Every single time I see this still I think it’s fan art. How did they make him look like a friggin’ painting????
summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 454 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 1 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers with black kohl across his eyes, holding a groom wedding cake topper and looking up at the moon with a sad, longing expression
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Exaaaactly!!! The chip in my brain got a lil rusty 🤣
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
We were all just sleeper agents and the activation code was the phrase “you wear fine things well” (some of us just had to hear it twice for it to work right)
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
I hadn’t sought out new fanworks since high school.

By Nov I was reading Fanlore articles to catch myself up on all the tags I didn’t understand.

By Jan I was drafting my first fic.

OFMD did something to my brain. 🤣
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
I don’t remember when in Oct 2023 I watched season 2, but happy almost anniversary to me thinking “hmm, I wonder if there is any fanfic for this show?” and opening a new browser tab while the gods of AO3 look on like the goblins in Labyrinth.

#OFMDFanfic
The Muppet goblins of Labyrinth all squeezed together. One says “Did she say it?”

All of them: SHIT UP!
Reposted by Liv
citrussyndicate.bsky.social
🎶 He’s a dandy in the underworld 🎶

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death in a late 60s or early 70s version of the cursed red suit. He’s smoking a cigarette and looking dapper. There’s a blurry multicolor background.
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
HELLO?!?!! ❤️❤️❤️
Reposted by Liv
happydaiz.bsky.social
Chapter 1 of the podfic of The Colour and the Shape by @mustardwrites.bsky.social with art by bbyteach

Stede is getting his first tattoo. If Ed is able to rifle through Stede's entire briefcase of ideas and pro/con lists and flow charts and excel spreadsheets, and figure out what he actually wants.
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
Not a prop, but the correct pattern.
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
She’s here.

Thanks, @jilliansauers.bsky.social for sharing your windfall, and for sending a cute lil teabag along with the cup and saucer! 🫖🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬

Off to the grocery store cause we clearly need more sugar.
The exact pattern of teacup used in OFMD S1, complete with lil butt-shaped peach. It’s sitting on a matching saucer (the show did not use a matching saucer, but who cares!) and both are resting on the replica breakup robe.
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
He can’t slow down, his car was designed for optimal performance at 90 mph.

And also if he slows down the feelings will catch up to him.
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
I really like that as a fandom we have decided that Stede Bonnet is a maniac driver. I love this for us.