the-woke-witch.bsky.social
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Let’s play a game:
1-who is the most ridiculous person you would vote for in order to NOT vote for Donal Trump
2-is there anyone that could run for president that is so bad it would make you choose Trump instead

1-Ron DeSantis, Mike Pence, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden
2-I can’t think of anyone
July 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There’s a serious lack of self awareness necessary to have a Sons of Confederate Veterans group at your Independence Day parade. The lack is more marked when they’re the first group to go by.
Take back the idea of patriotism from the fascist right. Show them how unAmerican they are.
July 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Listen…I hexed the fascist and then saw something about doctors being concerned for his heart. So…the hex tried. I need some help. Focus on a heart attack.
Bacon grease, cemetery dirt, glass jar, name, “heart attack”, sealed with black wax, buried with your choice words. If you needed an idea
June 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Distracting hot take: King Gator from All Dogs Go to Heaven is ABSOLUTELY the dad or grandpa of Louis from Princess and the Frog
April 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
As the weather turns warmer, foraging season begins. Remember that new beginnings can take any form. Don’t be afraid to put some oomph into your spells. Death may be an end, buts it’s also the beginning.
March 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Right now Donald Trump and his cult are removing references to women and minorities who have done incredible things. They’re doing this to “get rid of woke” and “removing DEI”. This just proves how much we need DEI because they can’t fathom us doing great things unless we cheated to do them.
March 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“Daddy, when everybody dies, will it still be Christmas?”
- my 5 year old daughter

STILL more coherent and well thought out than Trump’s tweets
February 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Crime is bad. Murder is bad. With that said, when’s the last time someone shot a billionaire? Luigi must be feeling lonely
February 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Black History is U.S. History, but U.S. History is incomplete if we allow Black History to be subsumed beneath the inky waters of white men who would as soon we never mention black history again.
How white Americans used lynchings to terrorize and control black people
The Guardian is in Montgomery, Alabama, to cover the opening of America’s first memorial to lynching victims. The legacy of such brutal, racist murders is still largely ignored
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My favorite kind of corruption is when it’s done under the guise of an ostensibly not bad idea. If it wasn’t clear before, it should be getting clearer that independent media is our only hope for truth in journalism
February 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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My first and definitely last time working with the Los Angeles Times. Editing out the most urgent point of an OpEd in the minutes before sending to press while then also assigning a title and image that suggest an argument entirely opposite to the author’s clear intent is pretty shitty.
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Your elected officials absolute lack of spine, drive, or willingness to stand against insane and possibly barely legal policy changes got ya down? Here, how bout some pictures of chickens to cheer you up
January 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Trump's funding-freeze fiasco should demonstrate to Democrats that speaking loudly in unison is a pretty good way to set the media agenda and to alert voters that something is gravely amiss with his assaults on rule of law and constitutional governance:

newrepublic.com/article/1908...
January 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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January 27, 2025
January 27, 2025
Yesterday, President Donald Trump began a trade war with Colombia after that country’s president refused to permit two U.S.
open.substack.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Politically agnostic opinion :
The ability to make broad, sweeping changes on a MASSIVE scale via executive orders, that completely reshape the way Americans function should be SEVERELY limited. The way executive orders have been used has become a way to circumvent checks and balances.
January 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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A must-read. This’d be worth creating a Facebook account just to read—and I know what a claim that is to make.

It’s a bracing essay about Elon Musk by someone very close to him.

(This is very much _not_ about me, of course, but I’ll say that if you ever doubted my writing on Musk, this will help.)
Philip Low
I have known Elon Musk at a deep level for 14 years, well before he was a household name. We used to text frequently. He would come to my birthday party and invite me to his parties. He would tell me....
www.facebook.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Don’t ignore the signs.
January 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I have to say that the worse things get, the happier my farm makes me. If you’re slipping into mind-numbing despair, take a second and admire the beautiful Hellebore. She’s not racist, sexist, nationalist, or really any other ist. She’s just a duck and she’s beautiful.
January 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM