Amber High
@the1abner.bsky.social
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She/Her Lover of wine, wonderful literature and the outdoors. Timbers FC 🌲 • AS Roma 🐺
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Tuesday morning anniversary flowers, from #warravagedportland.
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I am *usually* a very nice Timbers supporter. #RCTID
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Getting match fuel at Super Deli Mart in West Seattle! 💪💪💪
the1abner.bsky.social
A MAN recently told me that he believes our athletes should be required to disclose if they plan to become pregnant in the first 3 years of their professional contract. I was not amused and did not shut up about it for the rest of the night!
the1abner.bsky.social
Talking to a non-soccer friend:

Me: Yeah, we went to the match last night. It was another draw.

Her: Wow! Last time I talked to you the Timbers had a draw. I didn't know those were so common!

Me: ...yea...

#rctid
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Petition for us all to sing a couple minutes of "War" by Edwin Star during the match tonight. As a Treat.
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Things Portland is currently ravaged by:

Quality dining options
Injured Thorns players
Injured Trailblazers players
PDX airport renovations
Proximity to the Oregon Coast
And the Willamette Valley
And the Columbia River Gorge
Stunning views of Mt Hood

Things Portland is not ravaged by:

War
chrisrifer.bsky.social
Things Portland is currently ravaged by:

Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards

Things Portland is not ravaged by:

War

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
the1abner.bsky.social
We made sure Phil knows it's simple, right? Someone should tell him. #rctid
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Just me and my little dog boy in #WarRavagedPortland
the1abner.bsky.social
I think it's important to remember that he's been sacked multiple times for wasting money on drunken parties that were labeled as "meetings" or "retreats" so this honestly tracks in a very real way.
the1abner.bsky.social
Dang what a thumping 🥺
the1abner.bsky.social
Lol no, unfortunately. There was also no atonal shrieking.
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Got to see the Bastards pod recorded live last night at Alberta Rose. I learned and laughed a lot thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social @prophiphop.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social
An image of 3 people sitting at a table on a stage with a blue/red curtain behind them and an audience in front of them. An image of a theatre sign reading "Thursday Behind the Bastards Live" and "Alberta Rose Theatre live stage big screen."
the1abner.bsky.social
There are definitely a lot of people who just like to Complain lol.
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iwriteok.bsky.social
one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
the1abner.bsky.social
See what we can do when we apply ourselves? #RCTID
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
the1abner.bsky.social
Good choices either way 🍅🪄
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Last time I had my doctor write a physical prescription - full-on pen-to-paper pad with her letterhead - saying I need the covid vaccine due to chronic illness. It shouldn't be this hard.
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Oh boy..I can't WAIT to have to deal with this nonsense. I will cause a SCENE.
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Y'know what? I just don't think I should have to cry and plead and beg for the insurance that I pay for to cover my asthma medication literally every single time I need to refill it. I don't think that is such a high demand.
the1abner.bsky.social
I don't know which is harder/more complicated: trying to get an appointment with a psychiatrist or registering my car with the state of Oregon. I'm really not sure which process is more cumbersome at this point.
the1abner.bsky.social
Fleeting summertime moments of August 2025