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The Fantastic Paul
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Opinions are those of the man that lives in my walls

My politics are that I should be installed as Immortal God Emperor of the Earth and granted Dangerous Mind Powers

My God is KOS-MOS

He/Him
Alright, not planning on watching anything new for the rest of the day. Let's get my "Best Of" list for 2025 slapped together

First is Favorite Things From 2025

And then Favorite Things I Watched For The First Time In 2025

More or less in order from Greatest to also Great
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
100 Meters (2025)

Now that's a movie about some people who could handle being chased
December 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Four games that defined my 2025
December 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Fionna and Cake (season 2)

Starts of a bit slow and Fionna goes full on Supreme Fail Girl, but damn, it really does some neat shit once it gets going and great finale. Some great Huntress Wizard designs.
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Summer That Kid Died (season 1)

Thank you again, Horse Gambling Game Money, you're funding some really peak television. All the Existential Horror and Psychological Terror you could ever ask for in a romance story. The scariest thing I've watched all year (that wasn't an HBO Comedy series)
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Man, The Day of the Beast
(El día de la bestia) has got to be one of my favorite "Wrong" Christmas movies. Show this shit to your family this Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Chair Company (Season 1)

Second Scariest thing I watched all year. Jesus Fucking Christ.
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
SANDA (Season 1)

I liked the part where he Santa'd all over those guys
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
May I Ask for One Final Thing? (2025)

While I wouldn't call this a perfect show, the way they animate her punching all those dinkheads in the god damn face is a thing of beauty

Also pretty fun twist with the main villain. That's a great idea for an antagonist in a fantasy setting
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The Red Spectacles (1987)

... after years of only knowing Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade, watching this feels like finding out that Cormac McCarthy's The Road was a prequel to an Episode of Mr. Bean where he gets abducted by Aliens.
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Not a short, Chucky sized doll..... For now...
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Macaulay Culkin and overpasses. Bad combo.
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Crusher Joe (1983)

Joe... he crushed them all.... they're all crushed now...
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Senritsu Kaiki World Kowasugi! (2023)

Koji Shiraishi is truly the best to ever do it. How does he keep coming up with new ways to fuck around with the found footage format? Makes you think it's just a rehash of Hanako, and then she looks right into the camera.
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I warned you!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Watching Digimon Beatbreak

Nooooo, Little girl! Not that one! That's Poop Digimon!
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Broken Rage (2024)

Ah yes, this is the kind of Hard Boiled Crime Story I so love. And only an hour long. Fun for the whole family.
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Senritsu Kaiki File Super Kowa Too! Dark Mystery: Snake Woman (2015)

Kudo, my man, you gotta' do some more editorializing on these submitted videos. You ain't need to show all 40 minutes of that.

Also, that dirty old man way scarier than the "Snake Woman."
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Battles Without Honor and Humanity: Deadly Fight in Hiroshima (1973)

Hey, what the fuck? Why wasn't there any honor or humanity in this movie?
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Room 237 (2012)

These people are wild. Not all of them are wrong that Kubrick did consider some of this, just reading way too much into everything being about their hyper fixation

Love the music, love the choices in editing and movie clips, especially the ones from Demons (1985)
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Predator: Badlands (2025)

Fucking brilliant. Exactly what I wanted, when I seen that first trailer.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sorry, can't pick one, you get a top 4
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I don't know anything about you, but enjoy purgatory, Horrible Peanut Homunculus
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Space Adventure Cobra: The Movie (1982)

Mans can breath underwater, if he's got a cigar in his mouth. Is the smoke his oxygen? Who can tell?

If triplets ever did that to me, I'd stay away from flesh and blood women for the rest of my life, burying all my sorrow in my robot wife's metallic bosom
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM