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The Fantastic Paul
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Opinions are those of the man that lives in my walls

My politics are that I should be installed as Immortal God Emperor of the Earth and granted Dangerous Mind Powers

My God is KOS-MOS

He/Him
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Okay, it's a new year, I'm almost done being sick. Time to start another Media Thread where I make shit posts about all the Movies/Shows/Comics/Video Games/Boardgames/Other I Watched/Read/Played/Othered in 2025. It keeps me from succumbing to the madness.
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"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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probably the worst design for a bj robot
February 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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4 year anniversary of the most Evangelical Christmas there ever darn done was
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Man, The Day of the Beast
(El día de la bestia) has got to be one of my favorite "Wrong" Christmas movies. Show this shit to your family this Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Very wise.
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think this is the Nolan movie that turns me into the Joker. It looks so fucking dull and grey, and people are already calling it cinematic excellence.
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.

And trans lives are grounded in reality.

We see y'all. No matter what.

www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If I ever get my hands on a Genie, the first thing I'm doing is wishing away the clicking sound of all keyboards. You people can't be trusted with it any more.
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ, when did we vote on if Mr. Beast would show up on Survivor? In The Hands Of The Hands my ass. Fuck You Jeff Probst.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
One silver lining to the horrors of all these kids being raised by TikTok, is they'll never become the kind of adults who try rehabilitate the image of dog shit movies no one watched in theaters, because they're not watching them get endlessly replayed on TBS
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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The dark era of dogs humiliating human players by Air Budding is finally over.
December 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Roko’s Basilisk except if you help the Ai God, it turns you Chinese.
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Ending the show with some fucking Multiplayer Shooter that will shut down within a year sure is a choice.
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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mom found the yaoi
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A copy of Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht for the PS2, the only Holy Text I believe is Good and True.
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.

If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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grandma! 😭🤖🍞 #Art #Fanart #RobotAlchemicDrive
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I AM GRAVELY DISAPPOINTED. AGAIN YOU HAVE MADE ME UNLEASH MY DOGS OF WAR.
September 3, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Watching Digimon Beatbreak

Nooooo, Little girl! Not that one! That's Poop Digimon!
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM