Emma Devlin
@theactualemma.bsky.social
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Writer. Winner 2019 Benedict Kiely comp | LL 2021 Galley Beggars Comp | SL 2023 Maírtín Crawford Award | work in Irish Times, Stinging Fly & more | Rep'd by Sophie Scard at United Agents: https://t.ly/ef_3A | Find me on Insta: https://tinyurl.com/5bhfpcne
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I am once again watching The Terror.
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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It should be illegal to lend someone a book that is over 600 pages long. I am fighting for my life here.
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Straight to jail if you put them in italics
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A fun new challenge for short story writers: stop writing full-on flashback scenes
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Loved this. I feel like it increased my bandwith.
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My God, this is *so good.*
Cover of If on a Winter’s Night a Traveller
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Just found a tool which can alter the tone of whatever text you put in it. It's not very good, but it does have a sarcasm function.
Screenshot of Formalizer tool. The original text is "The huntsmen are up in America and they are already past their first sleep in Persia." I've selected "Make my text more sarcastic." The output is "Oh, of course, the huntsmen are just casually hanging out in America, while they've already left their snooze in Persia way behind. Because why not, right?"
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Good news everyone, I have nailed a DIY iced caramel latte
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Attempting to be productive at lunch
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Shogun Assassin is the obvious answer.
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Selfies at the writing desk.
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(For those unaware of The Horror Zine’s positively oulipean restrictions:)
IMPORTANT:

The Horror Zine does not accept any material that contains adult or sexually explicit content; abuse or harming of children; any rape scenes; serial killers; slasher; gore for gore's sake, or splatterpunk. We do not accept any religious or political themes. We do not accept any submissions written in Olde English, Victorian, or 19th Century styles. We do not accept any submissions told in a diary or letter or journal format, written in numbered chapters, told as memories, or told entirely as dialogue (someone recounting past events). We do not accept any submissions created with the use of, or any assistance from, Artificial Intelligence (AI). We do not accept fan fiction.
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The Horror Zine, infamously, doesn’t want to publish horror. What I’m absolutely fascinated by, though, is this writing advice.

“a chase scene might be desirable but not essential.”
Here are some general guidelines to writing short stories: 

1) start with action
2) briefly familiarize the reader with your protagonist; make him/her likable or at least relatable
3) provide an obstacle for your protagonist
4) describe how your protagonist overcomes, or at least deals with, the obstacle
5) a chase scene might be desirable but not essential
6) give the reader hints as to the ending
7) provide a completely different ending than your hints

It is also important to balance the amount of dialogue to the amount of action. Too much dialogue and you are "telling" the story instead of "showing" the story.
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And, as always, I'm on lookout for contributors to the project.

I'm covered up to the end of October (with some GREAT people taking part) but I need names for November and December. So hit me up if you love short stories, can whittle that love down to a dozen darlings, and can explain why...
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Where are some places that might consider a long short story?
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Has anyone ever had a paranormal experience they would consider talking to my friend about? He’s doing a piece on ghostly encounters for Halloween.
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My toxic trait is that I absolutely love this kind of weather.
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Watching a rip-off of Ghost Watch called Haunted Ulster Live, set in 1998. Look at this bizarre interpretation of the 90s wallpaper border.
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I can certainly see why every writer I know is addicted to coffee. Did you guys know how well this stuff works?
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Okay I was able to stop it from sending PHEW
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Lads I just sent an email with an absolute howler of a typo
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It was looking pretty hairy there, but, don’t worry, I beat M at scrabble again 😌