theahem.bsky.social
@theahem.bsky.social
If it's been vacuum sealed, maybe 6 months?
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is very good. 😂
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Walmart sells a 4 pack of strawberry or mango boba packets. Not as economical price-wise, though. 😘
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Our family premium is $8k/year with a $3400 individual deductible. I thought the premiums were lowish because it's an HSA plan, but apparently not so much. 🙃
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Leaning towards Holely, but torn on the proper pronunciation. Hole-ly or Ho-le-ly?
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I was also confused when seeing all that when I logged in too. Looks like he hadn't been scene publicly for 24 hours, has no public appearances scheduled for the long weekend, and had a weird bruise on his hand that was badly disguised with makeup. That's it, that's all the speculation is based on.
August 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Definitely all stirred up by the storm last night. My kid said a scorpion came out of his friend's backpack and onto his desk this morning. He basically disassociated for the rest of the day. 🙃
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Do you have any children/significant other/aging parents with a library card that doesn't use digital holds? It's a nice work around to add a few extra spots.
August 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
July 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I've been on the wait-list for months for several audiobooks from my library, and three just came available on this, the last week of school so I actually have time to listen and enjoy them! (I'm a teacher.)
May 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We don't deserve you two.
May 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Yes! I do have a passport which I can use to fly, but not giving up my driver's license that's good til the 2050s!
May 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Is this only in Scottsdale? I couldn't it at the Harkins closer to me. 🥲
April 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Was just going to look for this exact gif for you. 😝
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I should have been a great proficient!
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A more active use of "chaperoned" perhaps? 🤔
January 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Straight up Dred Pirate Roberts
a man with the words have you ever considered piracy written above him
ALT: a man with the words have you ever considered piracy written above him
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I have had a 10:30pm tooth fairy alarm on my phone for the last 5 years. Anytime anyone loses a tooth I immediately open my phone and turn it on or I will definitely forget all about it. 🦷
January 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I think you're underselling your utility here - I want to travel, but don't want the hassle of deciding where to go or what to do/see while I'm there. You would actually be my perfect match. 😁
January 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Had to read this a couple time because I kept thinking you wrote PIV, and that didn't have the same meaning. 🙃
January 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
FWIW, I'm not a bot, I just needed to add a few people when I signed up and you seemed to be a regular normal poster vaguely connected with people I used to follow on Twitter.
January 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM