theahem.bsky.social
@theahem.bsky.social
What, like it's hard?
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Reposted
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Took a bunch of 5th graders on a field trip there last month. This would have been a hit!
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 AM
If it's been vacuum sealed, maybe 6 months?
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is very good. πŸ˜‚
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Walmart sells a 4 pack of strawberry or mango boba packets. Not as economical price-wise, though. 😘
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Our family premium is $8k/year with a $3400 individual deductible. I thought the premiums were lowish because it's an HSA plan, but apparently not so much. πŸ™ƒ
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Leaning towards Holely, but torn on the proper pronunciation. Hole-ly or Ho-le-ly?
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I was also confused when seeing all that when I logged in too. Looks like he hadn't been scene publicly for 24 hours, has no public appearances scheduled for the long weekend, and had a weird bruise on his hand that was badly disguised with makeup. That's it, that's all the speculation is based on.
August 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Definitely all stirred up by the storm last night. My kid said a scorpion came out of his friend's backpack and onto his desk this morning. He basically disassociated for the rest of the day. πŸ™ƒ
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Do you have any children/significant other/aging parents with a library card that doesn't use digital holds? It's a nice work around to add a few extra spots.
August 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
July 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My kids' teacher assignments were supposed to come out yesterday, but they postponed saying they'd come out today. It's noon and still nothing... my kids keep making me refresh to check. It's essential to them that they find out the moment it's posted.
a man sitting in a chair with the words still waiting written on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words still waiting written on the bottom
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July 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I've been on the wait-list for months for several audiobooks from my library, and three just came available on this, the last week of school so I actually have time to listen and enjoy them! (I'm a teacher.)
May 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We don't deserve you two.
May 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Yes! I do have a passport which I can use to fly, but not giving up my driver's license that's good til the 2050s!
May 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Is this only in Scottsdale? I couldn't it at the Harkins closer to me. πŸ₯²
April 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Was just going to look for this exact gif for you. 😝
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I should have been a great proficient!
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A more active use of "chaperoned" perhaps? πŸ€”
January 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Straight up Dred Pirate Roberts
a man with the words have you ever considered piracy written above him
ALT: a man with the words have you ever considered piracy written above him
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January 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I have had a 10:30pm tooth fairy alarm on my phone for the last 5 years. Anytime anyone loses a tooth I immediately open my phone and turn it on or I will definitely forget all about it. 🦷
January 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I think you're underselling your utility here - I want to travel, but don't want the hassle of deciding where to go or what to do/see while I'm there. You would actually be my perfect match. 😁
January 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM