Anne Scott
@theakscott.bsky.social
House spouse and perpetual dilettante.
If you won't let me flower in the dirt, I'll crack my way through the concrete and blossom there.
If you won't let me flower in the dirt, I'll crack my way through the concrete and blossom there.
It wasn't that long ago I learned about Accident, Maryland and now it seems that Crapo, MD also exists.
What other mysteriously bad town names does the Old Line State have in store for me?
What other mysteriously bad town names does the Old Line State have in store for me?
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It wasn't that long ago I learned about Accident, Maryland and now it seems that Crapo, MD also exists.
What other mysteriously bad town names does the Old Line State have in store for me?
What other mysteriously bad town names does the Old Line State have in store for me?
I was about to put on this Parquet Courts shirt with a similar motif. The world needs more drinking skeletons.
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I was about to put on this Parquet Courts shirt with a similar motif. The world needs more drinking skeletons.
I love that Alex Walton calls out their CEO in her Spotify bio!
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I love that Alex Walton calls out their CEO in her Spotify bio!
It's 2025, why don't we have a reality show where someone beats up a car for 30 seconds?
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It's 2025, why don't we have a reality show where someone beats up a car for 30 seconds?
Mostly unrelated, I made a derpy vampire over the weekend using my Karl Marx cookie cutter. He is also my santa claus.
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mostly unrelated, I made a derpy vampire over the weekend using my Karl Marx cookie cutter. He is also my santa claus.
I don't particularly identify as a scorpion but if I did it would probably look something like Tove Lo's Dirt Femme album cover.
October 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I don't particularly identify as a scorpion but if I did it would probably look something like Tove Lo's Dirt Femme album cover.
Some words have too many vowels in them. I think whoever came up with this name was dictating it and had a mouth full of peanut butter.
September 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Some words have too many vowels in them. I think whoever came up with this name was dictating it and had a mouth full of peanut butter.
On today's episode of "Who Wore It Better?"
September 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
On today's episode of "Who Wore It Better?"
I am sure there are legitimate reasons to ask this question but I think it's a bit redundant/ridiculous.
September 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I am sure there are legitimate reasons to ask this question but I think it's a bit redundant/ridiculous.
Shouldn't this warning be on the outside of the pill bottle?
August 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Shouldn't this warning be on the outside of the pill bottle?
Back when games would rather give you credits of the various baddies you overcame instead of anyone involved in the game's creation.
August 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Back when games would rather give you credits of the various baddies you overcame instead of anyone involved in the game's creation.
Semen allergies can be diagnosed with a skin test. The medical name for that test is "close your eyes, I am almost there".
July 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Semen allergies can be diagnosed with a skin test. The medical name for that test is "close your eyes, I am almost there".
The same gender that advertises nightgowns with the discount code "Barbecue".
June 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The same gender that advertises nightgowns with the discount code "Barbecue".
Love it when the devs spend extra time to call me a dumbass.
June 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Love it when the devs spend extra time to call me a dumbass.
They didn't have to name this costume "Biker Jr." but they did and I love them for it. I love how much ridiculousness two extra letters can add.
It's probably helped by my affection for Buster Keaton and films like Sherlock Jr. and Steamboat Bill Jr.
It's probably helped by my affection for Buster Keaton and films like Sherlock Jr. and Steamboat Bill Jr.
June 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
They didn't have to name this costume "Biker Jr." but they did and I love them for it. I love how much ridiculousness two extra letters can add.
It's probably helped by my affection for Buster Keaton and films like Sherlock Jr. and Steamboat Bill Jr.
It's probably helped by my affection for Buster Keaton and films like Sherlock Jr. and Steamboat Bill Jr.
I don't like that they're allowed to be robots and I'm not!
May 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I don't like that they're allowed to be robots and I'm not!
I ordered this book over 3 years ago and every 6 months or so they delay it. It's a book about maintaining things that serve no purpose. Like painting and repairing a staircase that leads to nowhere. So the fact that my order leads to nothing but is constantly updating has been... oddly fulfilling.
May 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I ordered this book over 3 years ago and every 6 months or so they delay it. It's a book about maintaining things that serve no purpose. Like painting and repairing a staircase that leads to nowhere. So the fact that my order leads to nothing but is constantly updating has been... oddly fulfilling.
Apparently Google knows something I didn't about what he's packing down there.
May 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Apparently Google knows something I didn't about what he's packing down there.
I'm pretty sure the gators in South Carolina have more rights than trans people.
April 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm pretty sure the gators in South Carolina have more rights than trans people.
Speak truth to power. We need more civil servants like Isabelle.
April 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Speak truth to power. We need more civil servants like Isabelle.
This makes me imagine an ancient Egyptian version of that Detachable Penis song but for uteri.
April 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This makes me imagine an ancient Egyptian version of that Detachable Penis song but for uteri.
"It's like Boo!"
I don't know what this means but it makes me imagine the ghost of a valley girl trying to scare someone.
Maybe a film crossed between Sixth Sense and Clueless where Alicia Silverstone is 'clueless' that she's been dead the whole time.
I don't know what this means but it makes me imagine the ghost of a valley girl trying to scare someone.
Maybe a film crossed between Sixth Sense and Clueless where Alicia Silverstone is 'clueless' that she's been dead the whole time.
March 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"It's like Boo!"
I don't know what this means but it makes me imagine the ghost of a valley girl trying to scare someone.
Maybe a film crossed between Sixth Sense and Clueless where Alicia Silverstone is 'clueless' that she's been dead the whole time.
I don't know what this means but it makes me imagine the ghost of a valley girl trying to scare someone.
Maybe a film crossed between Sixth Sense and Clueless where Alicia Silverstone is 'clueless' that she's been dead the whole time.
I love food localization in old games. Sure, a spaghetti stand, that's a thing.
Also, can we make that a thing?
Also, can we make that a thing?
March 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I love food localization in old games. Sure, a spaghetti stand, that's a thing.
Also, can we make that a thing?
Also, can we make that a thing?
I'm new to Sonic 2 on Game Gear so it took me by surprise when I went to bop this seal boss and it started juggling me like a ball.
What a fun way to subvert a common mechanic.
What a fun way to subvert a common mechanic.
March 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'm new to Sonic 2 on Game Gear so it took me by surprise when I went to bop this seal boss and it started juggling me like a ball.
What a fun way to subvert a common mechanic.
What a fun way to subvert a common mechanic.