My digestion was wrecked when I was living in California last. I tried all sorts of diets and nothing helped for 3+ years. Then I went to South Korea for a month and it all went away. Then came back when I returned.

Turns out it was something in the tap water.

Hey that sound effects guy was great! (When I was 7)

Does that mean we're allowed to marry or should I only do that with second BFFs and greater?

You should try both kinds on for size and see what fits better.

Trans + hot dogs gives me Castration Movie Anthology ii flashbacks.

Is it just me or is he still kind of good looking for 100?

Like if I was 80 be could totally rob my cradle.

So you're suggesting she masturbates to the prompt itself?

Interesting indeed.

Bob Ross, obviously.

Now I am thinking of the cookie scene from 'Death to Smoochy'

Auto erotic asphyxiation where you quietly whisper "stop resisting" to yourself.

That explains why I can never accurately recreate the texture of my grandmother's Christmas pudding recipe, she never wore an apron!

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.

This covers hormone prescriptions, endocrinology appointments, therapy, and related blood work at least.

It could also be pushback from military doctors and added trouble recruiting new ones.

My endo is off base but I still have to get referred via my on base PCM as a trans military spouse.

Not too late to freeze myself and wake up at half past Zardoz.

I do like that they separated attractiveness and passing.

I have daughters with similar faces to me so FFS is out of the question and I'm 6'3" so "passing" was never an easily attainable goal for me. But being a healthier, fitter, more attractive version of myself is very doable.

Looks a bit too happy for Melania if we're being honest

Muppet Looper where only the people from the future that get sent back are muppets, including the protagonist's older self.