I will know it’s time to get tested for dementia when I hear Colin Jost’s name and don’t automatically hear “I’m the Jost with the most, babe” in Michael Keaton’s voice in my brain.

I wish there was an option to tell YouTube, “if you show me this ad again, I may start actively campaigning against this company.”

In short, I am deeply tired of these GMC commercials at atp I feel harassed by them. 😤

I saw Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with my parents.

Everyday we get closer to NBC actually making MILF island.

Having trouble getting a refill of my ADHD meds ——> forgot I had a therapy appointment today. 🙃

I was planning to make a pie on election night as a distraction tactic but I was way too anxious. Finally got around to it this past weekend. Pie remains good. 💜

Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "

Until the last, dying breath of X, I will still call it Twitter.

This season of Great British Bake Off is really great and thank God, because it is doing some heavy lifting for my mental health rn.

Gotta suffer through another holiday football season of John Travolta Santa, confirmed.

It’s my birthday lol 😭