MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
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MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
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reply guy practice drills is this anything?
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
reply guy practice drills is this anything?
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Your courtesy reminder that if you want to break up with someone 'before the holidays', you have until Friday.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Your courtesy reminder that if you want to break up with someone 'before the holidays', you have until Friday.
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whoops, almost walked around raw dogging the sound of nature *inserts earbuds*
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
whoops, almost walked around raw dogging the sound of nature *inserts earbuds*
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New MAGA merch just dropped.
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
New MAGA merch just dropped.
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Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
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Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
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Or you can also call out “Here Suey Suey Suey” to get her attention
Karoline is hereby to be addressed as Piggy in the Press Room. See how she likes it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Or you can also call out “Here Suey Suey Suey” to get her attention
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I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
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these arent fingernails they're my non-compete claws
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
these arent fingernails they're my non-compete claws
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Welp..The title of my memior.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Welp..The title of my memior.
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Self care is a giant plate of onion rings.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Self care is a giant plate of onion rings.
My superpower is you telling me your name than me forgetting it mid conversation..
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My superpower is you telling me your name than me forgetting it mid conversation..
Don't give up on your dreams
Keep on sleeping
Keep on sleeping
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Don't give up on your dreams
Keep on sleeping
Keep on sleeping
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Im ambisexulicious or whatever its called so.....
How is it that we have one hand that can do everything.... and other is like "I can't even hold a pencil"
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Im ambisexulicious or whatever its called so.....
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Pre workout drink? You mean heart attack juice?
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Pre workout drink? You mean heart attack juice?
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tucking your girls hair behind her ear is an underrated form of intimacy
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
tucking your girls hair behind her ear is an underrated form of intimacy
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That’s not dandruff, it’s Parmesan, from my commute spaghetti.
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
That’s not dandruff, it’s Parmesan, from my commute spaghetti.
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The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
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i will stand for what i believe in, and i believe in sitting down
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i will stand for what i believe in, and i believe in sitting down
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you can make excuses
or you can make it happen
or you can make it happen
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
you can make excuses
or you can make it happen
or you can make it happen
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My favorite turkey?
Jive.
Jive.
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My favorite turkey?
Jive.
Jive.
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Racing thoughts so fast I could have been a competitive thinker.
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Racing thoughts so fast I could have been a competitive thinker.
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Putting leaves next to the toilet paper so guests have a choice.
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Putting leaves next to the toilet paper so guests have a choice.
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Holiday spirit has been canceled.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Holiday spirit has been canceled.
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I'd let you fluff my pillow.
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'd let you fluff my pillow.