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MrCarter3

@mrcarter3.bsky.social

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I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude. My shitposts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacuyg5vogtg

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · Nov 13

Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 6d

Every time I eat garlic bread I imagine how conflicted of a vampire I would be

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7d

Mirror my personality and chill?

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 6d

I’m spending the afternoon wishing stubbed toes on my enemies.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 6d

[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 6d

Kinda like nap and chill? I'm in AJ😎

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 8d

Yay! YOU. <derogatory>

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 8d

Eating salt water taffy..flavor unknown. Let's name it rancid.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 7d

I've conquered my demons. Now..what.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 7d

I spent the day with me. I kinda like her.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6d

Wanna play dead and chill together..flirting.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6d

Walked into my bedroom in the dark and felt like the furniture had been moved.

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 6d

I know my debt card be like " you eating again big sexy"

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 6d

Don't ruin today worrying about yesterday's problem

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 6d

I've come to the conclusion there is only 1 of me, so I guess I'm endangered or limited edition

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6d

Murder, She Wrote

Meme’s, He Replied

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 7d

Since no one does it anymore, I just sexually harass myself.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 7d

Bluesky is officially dead (to me), I haven’t even secured one marriage proposal here.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7d

All I’m saying is my vibrator has never gotten shitty with me over the replies I receive online

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