This ratio is OK, but not amazing.

For the blocked and otherwise impure -

Anyway, hope we did a good job confirming your existing biases, comforting you if you're comfortable and afflicting you further if you're already afflicted. Share and subscribe!

Next, we figured out how to generalize a question that's a serious dilemma for a lot of people. If you want to not invite Uncle Bob to Thanksgiving because of the bullshit he gave your kid about being gender nonconforming last year, you're either a Harris voter or a weirdo, or both. Sorry/not sorry!

(also, check out how we switched Putin and the Palestinian activist we made up in the order on that chart. ha ha! much bipartisan, so data!)

You may think the issue with speakers on campus is that if you're a student paying a big ol' pile of money, maybe you should get a say if people with odious views are invited.

But we figured out how to ask this so it seems like everyone has a right to speech... and to the platform of their choice!

we're not for everybody, fair enough

Another persuasively argued thread here bsky.app/profile/mtsw...

Somehow you managed to tag both the wrong one and the very, very right one

Both yes and no. You can consider the gigantic (PARODY) in the screen name something of a clue. (We decided we needed to label it because otherwise there would be no way to tell.)

@recolston.bsky.social thank you for fighting the good fight 🫡

Thanks, we love that our writers are getting a chance to put their big brains to work on new reasons to let predatory capitalism run fully amok!

All we ask is that you keep in mind that we are lavishly funded by billionaires with unknown and possibly nefarious motivations, so please take everything we publish with a big grain of salt. (sadly this parody account has not yet been able to access competitive quantities of capital)