sexman heman bedman
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mir. he/him. i am the soteriological butler. i love to float above six crystal pillars in a dark realm of purple flames and blood ocean. info: https://listography.com/bedman my art in better quality: https://mega.nz/folder/nsNVxKKR#ZrUwhMhAJCpejatvBG49bg
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ive been having a new flavor of stress dream specifically about my extreme desire to have a cute small animal pet like rats or guinea pigs or hamsters and the subsequent ferocious battle between that desire and the just as intense if not more so fear of anything bad happening to them. its not great
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
ive been having a new flavor of stress dream specifically about my extreme desire to have a cute small animal pet like rats or guinea pigs or hamsters and the subsequent ferocious battle between that desire and the just as intense if not more so fear of anything bad happening to them. its not great
christian jesus hates me for being gay but regular jesus loves me for my kind and thoughtful nature so its just a matter of which one wins day by day. im hoping in 2026 i can win over the buddhas and bodhisattvas with my passion for philosophical thought so that i have a bit more good fortune
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
christian jesus hates me for being gay but regular jesus loves me for my kind and thoughtful nature so its just a matter of which one wins day by day. im hoping in 2026 i can win over the buddhas and bodhisattvas with my passion for philosophical thought so that i have a bit more good fortune
our boiler being out is really putting me in the #holidayspirit😌#blessed#thankyoubabyjesus
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
our boiler being out is really putting me in the #holidayspirit😌#blessed#thankyoubabyjesus
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Might actually be my favorite movie
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Might actually be my favorite movie
its important to know this
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
its important to know this
merry miracle mattermas from our family to yours!
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
merry miracle mattermas from our family to yours!
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everybody should be allowed to have a hyperbolic time chamber that gives them infinite energy so they can play the entirety of a game whenever they want and avoid it becoming too late in the day to keep playing it
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
everybody should be allowed to have a hyperbolic time chamber that gives them infinite energy so they can play the entirety of a game whenever they want and avoid it becoming too late in the day to keep playing it
me when the haters are like theres no way thats your name
Your name is MIRROR HONEST.
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
me when the haters are like theres no way thats your name
star rail is being good because its dan heng thinking about what hed be willing to sacrifice to save his gfs and he has a vision from his past life when he was a dragon elf in a 5 member polycule and his headmate of past him like helps him confirm his determination
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
star rail is being good because its dan heng thinking about what hed be willing to sacrifice to save his gfs and he has a vision from his past life when he was a dragon elf in a 5 member polycule and his headmate of past him like helps him confirm his determination
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he looks to the sky
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
he looks to the sky
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Yoo-hoo! The air feels fresh!
If you do something, you might
be able to drive powerfully,
just like me. Try harder!
If you do something, you might
be able to drive powerfully,
just like me. Try harder!
December 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yoo-hoo! The air feels fresh!
If you do something, you might
be able to drive powerfully,
just like me. Try harder!
If you do something, you might
be able to drive powerfully,
just like me. Try harder!
some people think that making a good story is hard and complex but in the case of star rail its deceptively easy. when the story is not prioritizing any of the various factions of male character superfans for once, it naturally becomes good
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
some people think that making a good story is hard and complex but in the case of star rail its deceptively easy. when the story is not prioritizing any of the various factions of male character superfans for once, it naturally becomes good
chuubos marvelous wish granting greg
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
chuubos marvelous wish granting greg
i wanna play globy so bad but i gotta go to freaking menards
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i wanna play globy so bad but i gotta go to freaking menards
the #1 thing you have to understand about mobius is that shes extremely sexually frustrated. the #2 thing is that she wanted to be the one who got dr mei pregnant
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
the #1 thing you have to understand about mobius is that shes extremely sexually frustrated. the #2 thing is that she wanted to be the one who got dr mei pregnant
i was camming around a store and noticed a floating island with a workshop type room that has the most Transmasc Tumblr Millenial series of posters ever
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i was camming around a store and noticed a floating island with a workshop type room that has the most Transmasc Tumblr Millenial series of posters ever
I AM NUMBER ONE GLOBY FAN!!!
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I AM NUMBER ONE GLOBY FAN!!!
