"That's it, I'm gonna go make my own game awards! With Balatro, and Psychonauts 2! In fact, forget the awards!"

It's clearly a plot by big game to manipulate the market to fuel the ever growing game hegemony /s

But never fear as my opinions might as well be FACT with how INDISPUTABLE and UNDENIABLY TRUE they are, them being so UNDISPUTABLE that if I released them, it would be a Truth H-Bomb to the masses

defended them sponsoring the awards iirc so there especially was no reason to watch the awards this year LOL

in the end the only opinion of games that matters is mine, I am totally a 100% unbiased judge of what games are considered GOOD STUFF and what goes to the bargain bin at Walmart

The only way to break free from the cycle is to come to terms that the game awards is nothing more than a popularity contest and a marketing vehicle, taking it seriously in any reasonable capacity is a fool's gambit

Also this year's was sponsored by Spotify who are running ICE recruit ads and Geoff

The Game Awards cycle:
>game awards is announced
>people get excited and soyface over the games announced
>the awards happen
>people get mad that their favorite game didn't win, argue with people who liked it, and/or say the awards didn't matter anyway

one year later:
>game awards is announced

There's only room for ONE TRUTH NUKER IN THESE PARTS, AND THAT JOB IS FILLED BY YOUR QUEEN!

I too would punch him cause no one except me gets to drop the Truth Nuke like that

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