Paul
@theautist.bsky.social
Proud Mancunian. Lifelong MUFC fan. Diagnosed autist and proud of being a weird conversationalist. Created in a lab out of all the crap left over from pretty people.
I only use Bluesky as a tool to bitch about things I have no control over.
Avid Atheist.
I only use Bluesky as a tool to bitch about things I have no control over.
Avid Atheist.
A decision has been made...
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A decision has been made...
This is Brian when something annoys him. On this occasion it was a balloon. He's just been chased around our back garden by a fucking squirrel.
The tit...
The tit...
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is Brian when something annoys him. On this occasion it was a balloon. He's just been chased around our back garden by a fucking squirrel.
The tit...
The tit...
Everytime Evri delivers something to my house i get this. Pushed back and pushed back. It'll arrive on Saturday.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Everytime Evri delivers something to my house i get this. Pushed back and pushed back. It'll arrive on Saturday.
So that's me chasing my wheelie bins down the street at 3am because one of them bounced off the neighbour's M4 and he battered my door down until I got up.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
So that's me chasing my wheelie bins down the street at 3am because one of them bounced off the neighbour's M4 and he battered my door down until I got up.
This app gets a 1.5 rating in Google Store. Elon Musk is a petty little cunt so I'm betting my left plum that he's behind it.
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This app gets a 1.5 rating in Google Store. Elon Musk is a petty little cunt so I'm betting my left plum that he's behind it.
That defence looks fucking dodgy. Why is Dalot on the left again?
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
That defence looks fucking dodgy. Why is Dalot on the left again?
Here's hoping these good people have a more settled Christmas this year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Here's hoping these good people have a more settled Christmas this year.
This was Peter Kay on the telly recently. Does he look different? He looks different to me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This was Peter Kay on the telly recently. Does he look different? He looks different to me.
Your reply was just flagged as Japanese. Wtf?!
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Your reply was just flagged as Japanese. Wtf?!
Beautifully played... 👍
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Beautifully played... 👍
Another Chinese scam.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Another Chinese scam.
This is fucking horrifying by the way...
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is fucking horrifying by the way...
Because I complained about sell by dates...
😂🤣😂🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Because I complained about sell by dates...
😂🤣😂🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
Getting a lot of scam followers today.
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Getting a lot of scam followers today.
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
I found this earlier. It's a letter I got from an American Paratrooper from World War 2. If you've seen Band Of Brothers, you'll know who he is.
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I found this earlier. It's a letter I got from an American Paratrooper from World War 2. If you've seen Band Of Brothers, you'll know who he is.
The onesie came out this morning. I genuinely dont care what I look like because I'm warm and my heating still hasn't been switched on.
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The onesie came out this morning. I genuinely dont care what I look like because I'm warm and my heating still hasn't been switched on.
I live in Manchester. I have done for most of my life. Today is the first time I've WADED to the shop. And it's cold and windy.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I live in Manchester. I have done for most of my life. Today is the first time I've WADED to the shop. And it's cold and windy.
What the fuck has he come as?
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What the fuck has he come as?
