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@theaxolotlgod.bsky.social
present day, present time | 21 | beautiful lab grown goth woman | I always spend New Year's alone, in the crowds. I'm not alone this year. | 🖤 @queenjosu.bsky.social 🖤 | https://boxd.it/10vh3
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if i had a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it would u trust me to swing it in your general direction
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
if i had a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it would u trust me to swing it in your general direction
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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender screams and starts kicking it and stomping on it until it's nothing but a pile of rancid horse goop soaking into the floorboards
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender screams and starts kicking it and stomping on it until it's nothing but a pile of rancid horse goop soaking into the floorboards
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Waiiittttt i just had a great idea . They should do a war on christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Waiiittttt i just had a great idea . They should do a war on christmas
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i cant believe it's already april .... this year is going so fast
August 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i cant believe it's already april .... this year is going so fast
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youtube video titled "The Hidden Feature on Your Toilet" and the thumbnail has a red circle around the flush handle
August 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
youtube video titled "The Hidden Feature on Your Toilet" and the thumbnail has a red circle around the flush handle
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got some more stuff for my birthday :)
August 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
got some more stuff for my birthday :)
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fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK . my winrar trial ended
July 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK . my winrar trial ended
definitely Found a Job
Without saying Psycho Killer, fav Talking Heads Song?
July 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
definitely Found a Job
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imagine if u went to see a movie called The Dumb Bastard Who Everyone Hated and then after all the trailers and shit the lights went down and they started showing a live camera feed of you sitting in the audience
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
imagine if u went to see a movie called The Dumb Bastard Who Everyone Hated and then after all the trailers and shit the lights went down and they started showing a live camera feed of you sitting in the audience
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six years ago i didnt have any boobs . now i have 2 . if we extrapolate the data we can predict that by 2031 i'll have 4 boobs
July 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
six years ago i didnt have any boobs . now i have 2 . if we extrapolate the data we can predict that by 2031 i'll have 4 boobs
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my life has only improved since i started snubbing them so i see no reason to stop
Wild that right-wing families somehow aren’t to blame for their longstanding and systematic snubbing of queer and lefty children.
July 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
my life has only improved since i started snubbing them so i see no reason to stop
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secret club of weird horror people who hear the phrase "ectoplasmic worms" and grin diabolically
July 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
secret club of weird horror people who hear the phrase "ectoplasmic worms" and grin diabolically
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How “realistic” a game looks. Style and art direction are infinitely more important to me than graphical fidelity.
What is one aspect of gaming that no one can make you care about? Be it system specs, achievements, gameplay elements, etc..?
I started watching a YouTube video about speed running and was quickly reminded of how much I do not care about speed running. The topic alone just doesn’t interest me.
I started watching a YouTube video about speed running and was quickly reminded of how much I do not care about speed running. The topic alone just doesn’t interest me.
July 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
How “realistic” a game looks. Style and art direction are infinitely more important to me than graphical fidelity.
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severe storms are actually the best time to drive over the speed limit bc the traffic cameras will be too wet to read your license plate
two sesame street characters wearing green scrubs and hats are talking to each other
Alt: janice muppet nodding gif
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
severe storms are actually the best time to drive over the speed limit bc the traffic cameras will be too wet to read your license plate
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Nature . Its where the beauty is .
July 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Nature . Its where the beauty is .
so there I was another shitbag civilian, afraid of the cops when I was outside, afraid of my friends when I was inside
July 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
so there I was another shitbag civilian, afraid of the cops when I was outside, afraid of my friends when I was inside
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I just came up with a new idea for a post !! and it's this one
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I just came up with a new idea for a post !! and it's this one
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So it begins...
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So it begins...
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"waaaahhh !!!!! waaaagghhhhh !!!!" – anonymous baby , unknown year
June 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"waaaahhh !!!!! waaaagghhhhh !!!!" – anonymous baby , unknown year
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if ur transphobic u will probably die in a horrifically violent fashion and go straight to hell . i take no pleasure in reporting this , it is simply what i know to be true
June 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
if ur transphobic u will probably die in a horrifically violent fashion and go straight to hell . i take no pleasure in reporting this , it is simply what i know to be true
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trans people will win because everybody whos ever had a good faith conversation with one of us knows we're right
June 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
trans people will win because everybody whos ever had a good faith conversation with one of us knows we're right
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they should add a new rule to rock paper scissors that says if both players pick scissor they have to start lezzing out
June 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
they should add a new rule to rock paper scissors that says if both players pick scissor they have to start lezzing out