Big Dog
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Ass, Damn and hell are allowed in my page. That’s mild, generic profanity. Nothing else.
Bang
Need Jesse Minter like I need air, the one and only choice imo
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 22, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Bang
Need Jesse Minter like I need air, the one and only choice imo
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Need Jesse Minter like I need air, the one and only choice imo
Did Aaron Rodgers care more about Myles Garrett not getting the sack record than winning the game? MANY PEOPLE ARE ASKING THIS QUESTION
Aaron said NOT TODAY
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Did Aaron Rodgers care more about Myles Garrett not getting the sack record than winning the game? MANY PEOPLE ARE ASKING THIS QUESTION
Thank you Timothee Chalamet for what you’ve done for unibrows
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Thank you Timothee Chalamet for what you’ve done for unibrows
The Ravens extended Mark Andrews, seemingly on purpose
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Ravens extended Mark Andrews, seemingly on purpose
Just fire him after the game I’m sure he already has a cabinet position lined up
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just fire him after the game I’m sure he already has a cabinet position lined up
Cat was mean mugging me so I chased him and his tail got all bushy
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Cat was mean mugging me so I chased him and his tail got all bushy
I need him out of my life
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I need him out of my life
MLB going to create a rule in the middle of a game that Shohei can go back in to pitch
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
MLB going to create a rule in the middle of a game that Shohei can go back in to pitch
We live in a world where Miguel Rojas has one of the biggest hits in the history of baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We live in a world where Miguel Rojas has one of the biggest hits in the history of baseball
Just saw a Tostitos commercial with the tagline “tradition matters”
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Just saw a Tostitos commercial with the tagline “tradition matters”
Just got off the phone with Dave Roberts, who tells me that he is “goosed up” about Clayton Kershaw and Blake Treinen as the team prepares to face the Brewers in the National League Championship Series. Look for the pair to pitch every inning of every NLCS game.
October 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just got off the phone with Dave Roberts, who tells me that he is “goosed up” about Clayton Kershaw and Blake Treinen as the team prepares to face the Brewers in the National League Championship Series. Look for the pair to pitch every inning of every NLCS game.
Every time something bad is about to happen to Trump he contacts a witch who casts a spell that makes something happen to Rudy instead
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
August 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every time something bad is about to happen to Trump he contacts a witch who casts a spell that makes something happen to Rudy instead
I would suggest that no matter what happens, NYC conspires to make Eric Adams think that he is still mayor so that we can continue seeing his content.
June 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I would suggest that no matter what happens, NYC conspires to make Eric Adams think that he is still mayor so that we can continue seeing his content.
They put way too much pepper in my iced latte this morning 😔
June 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
They put way too much pepper in my iced latte this morning 😔
Why does he look like this
June 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Why does he look like this
Just found this randomly sitting on the desk, he’s Dr Manhattan
June 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just found this randomly sitting on the desk, he’s Dr Manhattan
Not ideal results but it looks like the Nationals aren’t losing yet.
Wow, Capitals game 4 and the Wizards with a chance to win the draft lottery. Can’t see this not being an incredible night.
May 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not ideal results but it looks like the Nationals aren’t losing yet.
Wow, Capitals game 4 and the Wizards with a chance to win the draft lottery. Can’t see this not being an incredible night.
May 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Wow, Capitals game 4 and the Wizards with a chance to win the draft lottery. Can’t see this not being an incredible night.
Falcons should take Shedeur
April 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Falcons should take Shedeur
Nationals predictions (I know nobody cares):
1. Win total falls between 74-77
2. Wood hits 30 or more HRs and has a SLG over .500
3. Gore’s ERA improves but only to ~3.80
4. Nats lead the league in SBs by 25+
5. Soroka has the best starter ERA and signs an extension
6. Irvin loses rotation spot
1. Win total falls between 74-77
2. Wood hits 30 or more HRs and has a SLG over .500
3. Gore’s ERA improves but only to ~3.80
4. Nats lead the league in SBs by 25+
5. Soroka has the best starter ERA and signs an extension
6. Irvin loses rotation spot
Opening Day predictions!
- Crews wRC+ > 110
- Hassell gets promoted but OPS < .700
- Ferrer is the only reliever with an ERA under 3.50
- Cavalli gets a rotation spot and pitches well
- House replaces DeJong by the ASB
- Soroka and Williams not in the rotation by September
- Over 70 wins
- Crews wRC+ > 110
- Hassell gets promoted but OPS < .700
- Ferrer is the only reliever with an ERA under 3.50
- Cavalli gets a rotation spot and pitches well
- House replaces DeJong by the ASB
- Soroka and Williams not in the rotation by September
- Over 70 wins
March 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nationals predictions (I know nobody cares):
1. Win total falls between 74-77
2. Wood hits 30 or more HRs and has a SLG over .500
3. Gore’s ERA improves but only to ~3.80
4. Nats lead the league in SBs by 25+
5. Soroka has the best starter ERA and signs an extension
6. Irvin loses rotation spot
1. Win total falls between 74-77
2. Wood hits 30 or more HRs and has a SLG over .500
3. Gore’s ERA improves but only to ~3.80
4. Nats lead the league in SBs by 25+
5. Soroka has the best starter ERA and signs an extension
6. Irvin loses rotation spot
I think that Chuck Schumer should run for president in 2028.
March 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I think that Chuck Schumer should run for president in 2028.
I’m feeling a big night for Dylan G
February 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m feeling a big night for Dylan G
Is there a way to go out drinking with my cat that’s safe for both of us?
February 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Is there a way to go out drinking with my cat that’s safe for both of us?
I always splurge for no ethanol so that daddy can have a little taste too
February 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I always splurge for no ethanol so that daddy can have a little taste too