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Mel 🤭
@thebaddestmitch.bsky.social
FAMU Alumna 🐍 • Future Multimedia Mogul • 1/2 of @jokesonyoupod • All opinions are my own • Arby’s stan account. she/her
Mind you, this is the first thing I see when I’ve been away from this app for months.
It's also fun to make her snore after you put her through the headboard and adjacent plumbing and drywall. Filth Apnea.
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Damn hey y’all
August 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I’m only here to tell y’all it’s my birthday.
June 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m here for the mess.
May 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hey fuckers
March 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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@thebaddestmitch.bsky.social don’t miss honey 🤣😂🤣 because WTH is Bebo doing
January 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
lol yes that is me!!
I’m watching the Stellar channel and it looks like @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social is in the audience for Black College Quiz.

Am I right?
January 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m back
January 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My shaylaaaaaa 😂😂😂
January 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Y’all must be real freaky frogs cuz I never see anything nasty on here.
December 30, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I’m about to be a full time dog mom.

What fun gadgets and gizmos, outside of the basics, should I get for my apt?

He’s a ~25 pound cocker spaniel
December 28, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Dpmo 😂😂😂
I really thought this That boy™️ for a second.
@thebaddestmitch.bsky.social
December 28, 2024 at 4:54 AM
What’s a fun, light, yummy, no red meat, non-soul food meal I can make for my family tomorrow for Christmas Eve?

We want something light since we’ll eat so heavily on Christmas Day.
December 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Got a massage. Fell asleep. Moaned in my sleep. The moan woke me up. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
December 21, 2024 at 7:18 PM
We looked like babies 😭 4 years today 🩷
December 20, 2024 at 3:50 PM
This my last night living alone and being in a long distance relationship lmao wtf
December 20, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I wonder how Coretta Scott King would’ve felt about Sexy Redd. 😂😂😂
December 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Hide your husbands 😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I have no desire to breastfeed lol
December 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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So, the former marine who strangled a homeless person to death on a train gets no charges (homeless people don't count as people), but a rich CEO gets you three murder counts because he's three times as human as the average person on the street.

Good to know. Fuck the system. Burn it all down.
December 17, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Obsessed with my makeup from today.
December 18, 2024 at 5:05 AM
And then I look like this.
December 18, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I’m hate watching “sex live of college girls” at this point
December 17, 2024 at 2:59 PM