Thebazilly
thebazilly.bsky.social
Thebazilly
@thebazilly.bsky.social
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I saw a drama thread about people crashing out over their AI "boyfriends" dying, and it's just sad.
February 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Thank you, Senator!
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The mood I would like from anyone running for office is "angel with a flaming sword."
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
It's too early for the existential dread
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I like to think of my gut microbiome as confetti
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Every time I make an appointment with my ear doctor, the wait is 4 months. I called the other clinic in town and the receptionist laughed at me when I asked how far out they were booking.
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
My mom told me there were promos for the Super Bowl ads and I said, "Ew, why would I want to watch an advertisement for an advertisement?"
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
How much does your stomach hurt now after eating them all?
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
That's a nice sock! I love having knitted socks so much, they're so cozy.
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The groundhog made his decision and does not accept appeals.
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Nobody considers the practicality. Man, at least let me pack my allergy meds.
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Thank you for the fascinating read. Donated
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
You haven't lived until you've played Cards Aginst Humanity with your parents and had to explain "bukkake" to your mom.
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 AM