Ian Cann 🏳️🌈
@thebeercolonel.bsky.social
It's all meep meep bang bang, how could anything go wrong? Scholarly emo.
Wet and miserable out in Bristol today but did get haircut and then lunch at Not only noodles at Clifton Down where this bowl of soy glazed chicken and rice with can of coke zero cost me £12.49 the lot, bargainous in this day and age.
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Wet and miserable out in Bristol today but did get haircut and then lunch at Not only noodles at Clifton Down where this bowl of soy glazed chicken and rice with can of coke zero cost me £12.49 the lot, bargainous in this day and age.
"I tell you Geoffrey, I've been buying up and saving up mickles all year and the amount you need to make a minimal number of muckles is ridiculous, you ought to be able to buy them premixed. I blame that bellend Burns, I bet he used to make soup with them."
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
"I tell you Geoffrey, I've been buying up and saving up mickles all year and the amount you need to make a minimal number of muckles is ridiculous, you ought to be able to buy them premixed. I blame that bellend Burns, I bet he used to make soup with them."
"No Geoffrey, hamnet is not some pork based fishing contraption."
January 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
"No Geoffrey, hamnet is not some pork based fishing contraption."
"Quick Geoffrey you need to hide too, this is Slough and our tickets were only to Reading."
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
"Quick Geoffrey you need to hide too, this is Slough and our tickets were only to Reading."
How your email will find me.
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
How your email will find me.
The Majestic haul for those interested.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The Majestic haul for those interested.
"That cleric we saw in the big hat from Kent going on about rice and potatoes Geoffrey? That was the Starchbishop of Canterbury."
January 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
"That cleric we saw in the big hat from Kent going on about rice and potatoes Geoffrey? That was the Starchbishop of Canterbury."
Been out to Hickorys Gloucester for my unbirthday family lunch and delicious BBQ has occurred.
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Been out to Hickorys Gloucester for my unbirthday family lunch and delicious BBQ has occurred.
A few pics from today's birthday adventures and loot.
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A few pics from today's birthday adventures and loot.
"Hot fuzz Geoffrey? Well you should more careful with your soup course then."
December 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Hot fuzz Geoffrey? Well you should more careful with your soup course then."
"But Geoffrey, if you've got the mic and I've got the mosh pit, then who's got the copy of the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies?"
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"But Geoffrey, if you've got the mic and I've got the mosh pit, then who's got the copy of the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies?"
I've just been out for a splendid curry and beer,but most importantly my master plan has paid off because I'm home in time to watch a movie over a nice cup of tea. (Yes I shall be 44 next Friday, what of it?
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I've just been out for a splendid curry and beer,but most importantly my master plan has paid off because I'm home in time to watch a movie over a nice cup of tea. (Yes I shall be 44 next Friday, what of it?
"No Geoffrey I'm not convinced a state of the nation literary novel featuring a talking horse would be a fad, even if you did call it The Neigh We Were."
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"No Geoffrey I'm not convinced a state of the nation literary novel featuring a talking horse would be a fad, even if you did call it The Neigh We Were."
Our Starsky and Hutch
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Our Starsky and Hutch
"No Geoffrey, Oscar Wilde never wrote a follow up play entitled The Importance of Being Your Mum."
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"No Geoffrey, Oscar Wilde never wrote a follow up play entitled The Importance of Being Your Mum."
"But Doctor, you are Pagaliacci so piss off you shameless grifter."
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"But Doctor, you are Pagaliacci so piss off you shameless grifter."
"Come on Geoffrey we need to get to the zoo post haste. If we don't thank a Gibbon by Thursday evening, we'll have to wait a year lest we tricked by Macaque Friday."
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Come on Geoffrey we need to get to the zoo post haste. If we don't thank a Gibbon by Thursday evening, we'll have to wait a year lest we tricked by Macaque Friday."
"No Geoffrey, the Booker Prize does not mean the winner gets a twenty minute all you can grab sprint around their local cash and carry."
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"No Geoffrey, the Booker Prize does not mean the winner gets a twenty minute all you can grab sprint around their local cash and carry."
Have a post haircut selfie why don't you?
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Have a post haircut selfie why don't you?
"Well yes Geoffrey I realise that the year of the four Emperors was a big of a mess for the Roman Empire, but at least they didn't have to cope with Thomas Hardy writing a novel about it so swings and blood soaked roundabouts eh?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Well yes Geoffrey I realise that the year of the four Emperors was a big of a mess for the Roman Empire, but at least they didn't have to cope with Thomas Hardy writing a novel about it so swings and blood soaked roundabouts eh?"
"No Geoffrey, there wasnt a Greek philosopher with a sporting interest called Soccertes."
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"No Geoffrey, there wasnt a Greek philosopher with a sporting interest called Soccertes."
"Auburn Geoffrey? Sick burn morelike."
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Auburn Geoffrey? Sick burn morelike."
"I've looked upon Ozzymandias's works Geoffrey and frankly Kevin McCloud would completely despair of them on Grand Designs the pretentious bellweather."
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"I've looked upon Ozzymandias's works Geoffrey and frankly Kevin McCloud would completely despair of them on Grand Designs the pretentious bellweather."
"These three men bravely performed a citizen's arrest."
October 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"These three men bravely performed a citizen's arrest."